doss

The worst possible, most unlucky outcome of an act of chance (like rolling a die or drawing a number), usually due to chronic stupidity.

DM: Roll for 'directional skills.'
Player: *rolls a 1*
DM: Ha, you rolled a doss! You come back lost with your arm being gnawed on by a grizzly bear!

by AmeNeko April 3, 2004

Doss Syndrome

Doss syndrome, where you are a fat fucking beaner

Did you hear Juan has Doss Syndrome?

by WeAreDoss2000 April 20, 2019

Doss bast

someone who is very annoying.
someone who does something that is disguisting.
someone who has been to luxemburg!

shut up you doss bast!
you stink you fucking doss bast!
get away from me before i deck you, you doss bast!

by Luke john william smith December 9, 2008

Doss Face

Doss Face:

A person who has not got a job and always asks to borrow money but takes ages to pay it back because they don't have a job

Person 1: I will pay you back ASAP

Person 2: Haha yeah you will take ages to pay me back you Doss Face

by Chris Smurf June 28, 2010

doss-monkey

An absolute idiot

What are you doing you fucking doss-monkey

by SublimeLime69 March 3, 2021

Doing the Doss

Requires you to hold a cell phone (preferably outdated blackberry) in mid-air while dancing in the middle of the club. Texting, playing bejeweled or web browsing may be considered as "Doing the Doss."

Hey, look a that guy "Doing the Doss." Is he grinding and texting at the same time?

by JokingKiDD February 19, 2012

Doss Cunt

Something Francis Begbie likes to say.

Begbie: Did you bring the cards?
Sick Boy: What?
Begbie: The cards, the last thing I told you was to mind the cards!
Sick Boy: Well, I've not brought them.
Begbie: It's fucking boring after a while without the cards.
Sick Boy: I'm sorry.
Begbie: Bit fucking late, like.
Sick Boy: Why didn't *you* bring them?
Begbie: 'CAUSE I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO BRING THEM, YOU DOSS CUNT!!!
Sick Boy: ...Christ.

by BlAzefAsT December 30, 2003