DOOSH

A douche, but spelled as if it were a nerf product.

Guy 1: Dude you wanna toss the DOOSH around?
Guy 2: No dude, that's gross.

by Cum 5 April 27, 2008

Doosh

A deliberate misspelling of "douche" intended to convey the novice nature of conduct that does not even rise to the level worth of being characterized by the term "douche."

He was so pathetic in his pursuit of her that he couldn't even be branded a douche. No, this novice didn't deserve that moniker. He was simply a plain old doosh.

by Prolixity January 28, 2009

Doosh

When a person, is such a douche that spelling the word traditionally does not begin to describe how much of a douche they are. So, you start adding o 's. The more ''o''s, the bigger the douche.

Brian is becoming a real Douche. Yeah, but Kevin is a fucking Doosh and Matt is a Doooosh.

by A-Paul_ing_behavior January 27, 2009

dooshes

A fairly common misspelling of the word, "douches"
In fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, "dowchez".

{Brief program typed on the Commodore 64 computer running the SAM (Software Automated Mouth) speech synthesis program}

0 reciter
1 say "he drinks Massengill brand post-menstrual disposable dooshes."
2 end

by Telephony June 1, 2016

Doosh

When you absolutely snap ones shoe off their foot.

Caw blimey, Maisie just dooshed Naomi.

by MazzBazz January 23, 2019

Doosh

thrusting of ones groin area as seen in Jordan knights "Give It To You" video.

watch the video so understand the doosh

by karen78 September 22, 2006

Doosh

The only spelling of douche that is allowed on online games where they sensor what is said.

ladysman101: ur a ******
peanutbrain: dude. did u call me a doosh?

by swimstud October 3, 2008