by Traci68 February 17, 2020
Get the Doormat mug.The semi sexual act of putting your fingers into someones throat when they yawn making them vomit, then leaving it there for people to step in.
Elliot: I totally gave this bitch an egyptian doormat yesterday dude.
David: Really?
Elliot: Yeah man, there was vomit everywhere when i left.
David: Really?
Elliot: Yeah man, there was vomit everywhere when i left.
by KeemstarIsMyDad May 12, 2016
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When multiple European men ejaculate onto each other's feet and then step on a woman, wiping the semen on her.
"I heard Katie is a real freak!"
"Why's that?"
"Someone told me that she got a Bolivian doormat ran on her last night"
"Why's that?"
"Someone told me that she got a Bolivian doormat ran on her last night"
by Citrum June 7, 2017
Get the Bolivian doormat mug.Term used to describe, in casual conversation the unshaved female pubic region or "lady garden". Often creeps up in conversations involving those brought up on the M4 corridor in the UK.
"So, how did the date go last night me old china?"
"Well, put it this way sunshine, I was down on her three cornered doormat soon after coffee was served".
"Well, put it this way sunshine, I was down on her three cornered doormat soon after coffee was served".
by Peter Preston July 6, 2007
Get the three cornered doormat mug.1. A weak ass insecure bitch (male or female) who gets pushed around and walked all over by some pushy cunty type-a personality garbage partner.
“Here’s the thing about ‘doormats’...They’re fun to walk on for a while, but eventually they get worn out.”
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by Jenga23 August 2, 2019
Get the Doormat mug.noun - (expands on the idea of a "doormat") The ideal doormate is a man who allows those in his life to walk all over him because of a lack of conviction and confidence. He then partners up with a woman who does the same.
That Crystal is such a bitch of a woman. I can't believe Todd puts up with her, he's such a doormate!
by Renee46 October 27, 2010
Get the doormate mug.A form of nuthuggery in which the nuthugger exchanges her grip on reality for an even tighter grip on a pair of nuts; the resulting effect being that without any concept of reality, dignity, or self-confidence, she is walked all over by the object of her nuthuggery and those around her who are disgusted by her nuthuggery.
This nuthugging nuthugger has become a fucking doormat! She lets me do anything, and then buys me food! It's still pretty weird, but the free food and blowjobs are nice. Not to mention it's pretty funny when my friends make fun of her right before she blows me.
by JJJ March 25, 2005
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