doober

A tampon

your doober stinks

by Keely September 27, 2003

doober

George's "Winkie"; the sexual organ on an Esco male

George was caught was playing with his doober when Silvia was looking.

by thomases July 15, 2003

doober

the female version of a boner in which a woman's boobs get hard or larger than normal

"O my goodness, I just got the biggest doober when he felt me up last night!"

by doober buddies June 29, 2009

doobers

(Off South Park)

The word Mr. Mackey uses instead of saying "sex" to Ms. Chokesondick in the hit cartoon, South Park.

How long has it been since you had... doobers?

by Jeffro June 23, 2007

Doobers

The set of empty parenthesis required in Java or C++ syntax for method calls with no parameters.

"Dude, no wonder your code won't compile, you forgot the doobers on the asString() method call!"

by TimS May 23, 2005

Doober

A more politically correct term for the phrase douche bag. Nearly the same in meaning, the term doober can refer to someone that is a douche bag, but that you feel more inclined to be nicer to. For example, someone you see on a regular basis - like a neighbor - that you wouldn't want to be on awful terms with, and is a bit goofy, but in a bad way.

The term doober also is a slight variation of the word goober which pretty much gives a self-explanatory mental image of someone automatically fitting this profile.

Sarah: "Man that kid that just left the party was a fucking asshole weirdo creep."

Drew: "Yeah, sorry he scared you. I had to invite him since he lives down the street. He's a bit of a doober."

by Woobers June 5, 2010

Doober

Someone who gives anal sex to a man or woman and then eats the fecal matter off his penis.

Guy: Lets do anal.
Girl: okay!!
Guy: (inside head "YESSSSS")
*after sex*
Girl: That was awesome
Guy: *Eating penis poop*
Girl: What the hell are you doing?!?!
Guy: Doobing
Girl: awe you silly doober

by THA BEST DOOBA January 26, 2014