Donpage

When a middle-aged man, typically caucasian, goes on a rampage for no logical or merited reason. Can be found complaining to managers or on internet forums and social media in an effort to validate his feelings or train of thought. Is an avid fan of security cameras and enjoys creeping on neighbors while enjoying his morning coffee everyday. Also know as neighborhood espionage. Ensures you are driving under the speed limit at all times.

He's going on a Donpage after being woken up by the "green beast".

He's going on a Donpage after yelling at Phil for driving over 15mph.

by ClitYeastWoood April 16, 2021

Donnaven

Sex God. I’d hit.

Donnaven is the best at fucking like Zayum. He’s also mega hot like I’d hit.

by Hornyfordonnaven June 7, 2022

Donnaven

Sex God.

Donnaven is the best at fucking like Zayum. He’s also mega hot like I’d hit.

by Hornyfordonnaven June 7, 2022

Dookie Donkage

The act of taking your diarrhea drippings and mixing it with spewtal broccis.

Hey you're a fat cunt. Dookie Donkage!

by SpewtalBroccis July 24, 2019

swamp donkage meter

A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.

Damn that girls fucking nasty.

Yeah shes definitely a 10 on the swamp donkage meter.

by PoopyyHead June 25, 2009

doneage

When a bowl of marijuana has all turned to ash. Most refer to this as being beat or cashed.

Dude...do not hit that it's totally doneage.

by punxnotdead03 May 14, 2010

Donnae

Donnae is the prettiest and most beautiful girl you will ever come across. She is so sweet and kind and could be associated with Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty. Donnaes often have a wonderful sense of humour and are never afraid to show their crazy and weird side. They also make the best friends and are extremely trustworthy because they never tell anyone your secrets {besides her best friends}. Donnaes don't just trust anybody and need to be given a reason to trust you. They can't be bossed around by anyone and if ever they are, they'll easily show you who's the boss. Oh, and they are most definitely girlfriend material.

guy 1: omg did you see that hot girl yesterday? she's so cool!

guy 2: you mean Donnae? yea she's cool AND funny!

by xxthetruthtellerxx April 10, 2017