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Extreme Donkey Punch

Similar to a regular Donkey Punch, but instead of punching them, you use a tire iron for hitting.

(CAUTION: Could cause people to be seriously injured. This is a hypothetical senerio.)
James just Extreme Donkey Punched Rachael!

Is she okay?

I don't know she hasn't moved in a hour...
by Neil Hicks September 22, 2006
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Donkey Puncher

AKA: DP
An alien frat guy whose dad totally owns a car dealership, had to get hammered to get his lung tat cause it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat and totally rocks the seven shades of shit out of your face, motherfuckers.
From: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Episode: Frat Aliens (2003)
Voiced by: Patton Oswalt
Frylock: Okay... then what's your real name?
DP: Bros call me DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it?
Frylock: Yeah.. I do.
DP: Sometimes I'm donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania.
Master Shake: Dude, the player. Dude party! Party Dude!!! PD!!!
Frylock: No, I need your real name. What your mother calls you.
DP: Ah... You know what, just try DP.
Master Shake: Dude pal! That's what you should be... cause you're my dude...pal!
DP: Dude, your buddy here is givin' me a rash.
by Lig Na Baste May 5, 2008
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Reverse Donkey Punch

A close kin to the DP except for one glaring tidbit. An RDP will involve an ultimatum given to males attempting to extricate himself out of a prenuptial agreement. Unless the prenuptial contract is made, the female in the relationship will rdp the male prior to ejaculation in order to remove his condom and breed. This is the lowest form of punishment that a man can be subjected to, even lower than the Japanese Helicopter Maneuver. This donkey offspring will then allow her access to his assets and thereby circumventing the prenuptial process.
"Hey bro, good job dodging that prenup with Rebecca, you're home free."

"Yeah... but she got me good with that reverse donkey punch though, I was hoping she didn't know about that shit."

"Dayum"
by Qisus March 2, 2010
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donkey pass

A step above a Kitchen Pass. Permission, from the wife or significant other, to go out on the town and act like a complete ass.
Lagree got a Donkey Pass from his wife to go to Myrtle Beach for Bike Week.
by Greezy636 March 19, 2014
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donkey pot

A big, smelly, cum catcher. Otherwise known as a boner garage.
Can I please use set my donkey pot outside my barn apartment?
by Meghan Mule June 25, 2017
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Metcalf Donkey Punch

When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.
Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?

A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.
by Fatass650 October 23, 2011
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donkey punching

when gettin down anal style punchin the spine of the girl you're with (not hard unless you're both into that shit) so her muscless contact for when you pop
i cant think of an everyday sentance when youd mention it
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