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Doink

A doink is a fat blunt, but can be used for any word in a sentence.
Yo Chris, pass that doink.

Doink me bro.
by doinksbro October 31, 2017
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Doink A Gloog

Hey bro you wanna go doink a Gloog in my camry
by GloogDoinker420 May 11, 2022
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Double Doink

When you miss a field goal by hitting the upright and then the crossbar.

Coined by NBC commentator Chris Collingsworth during 2019 wildcard playoff between Eagles and Bears.
C. Parkey (CHI) is the captain of double doink’s.
by CocoRip42 January 6, 2019
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Doink

Whenever an American football Bounces off anything in a unexpected or unintended manner
The kick doinked off the goalpost
by Planks January 7, 2019
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doink

Adjective - used to describe somebody who is acting in a comically idiotic manner.
Billy looked like such a fucking doink when he smacked his head on that shelf before.
by BTMNKY January 12, 2004
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Hoinky doink

When a situation becomes out if control and not going smoothly. A more polite term to use in place of "cluster f__k".
We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.

This project is over budget, past due and filled with mistakes. It's becoming a total hoinky doink.

A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.
by Ssm0908 August 26, 2013
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E-doink

i -doink :noun: The mix between a Juul and a blunt.

A term also used if you don't want to identify the thing you are talking about.
"Aye, bro let me rip your e-doink"
"bro this e-doink has 70% THC in it"
"I wish I could rip my e-doink right now"
by platts May 23, 2018
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