Dog Walker

One who continuously has unattractive girlfriends.

Did you see John's new girlfriend? Man, he's a real dog walker!

by Hale December 13, 2003

daywalker

A mass weapon of destruction created by the gingers. The fore-gingers saw coming an impending genocide of the ginger race, so they decided to create spies with some of the qualities of the gingerhood (so they wouldn't be rejected by fellow redheads), but with exceptional looks and hardly any freckles so that those 'daywalkers' could infiltrate those of us who possess souls.

A: Wow, Lilo looks smashing... she's so gorgeous.. i wish i could meet her irl...
B: Be careful, that one is a daywalker.. she works for the gingers... i mean yeah... she looks harmless enough, but she could kill you in your sleep...

by godsaveusall August 17, 2010

daywalker

Mildly derogatory term used by a night owl to describe the average "nine to five" worker.

I go to the all-night supermarket when all the daywalkers are in bed, because it's less busy.

by Nameri March 3, 2010

Dogwater

From a meme. Someone who is bad at something, typically a video game.

Boy 1: Yo this kid is dogwater.

Boy 2: Yah easy dub.

by beastdink1 December 26, 2020

Dogwater cafe

Almost a bar, far from a cafe. For bad food and company, this is the place to go. Managed by a glorified bouncer and his puppet.

"We treat you like the dog you are!"


its true!

by Bill in the back April 29, 2005

Dogwater

ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater

u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none? ur freer than a costco sample? any drillers? looking for a wambulance? a dollar tree headset?

by Ilovequackity February 7, 2021

Dogwater

when something or someone is complete garbage or bad, this can refer to internet, players, maps. this is used in a manner of disgust

this map is dogwater, there isn't any protection!

these kids are dogwater, all they do is camp in that same fricking place.
that gun is dogwater, it basically shoots dust.

by _catshark February 11, 2021