DOGNONCE

A person who can not control the urge to go and pet a dog no matter what the cuircumstance may be.... this person will happily put there hand over a fence to pet a dog even if it's growling and is fantasizing about chewing on your digets

This person will casually walk up to strangers with dogs just to pet it and make uncomfortable small talk with owner.

Do you have to stop and stroke every dog you see and tell there owners your life story

Your such a dognonce

by Tumblewoolyweed July 7, 2018

dogonit

The state of being shat on by a dog.

DOGONIT Im pissed off, son of a beeyach!

by Andrew Tuttle October 27, 2006

mushroom dogbone

Codename for penis. The mushroom is the tip and the dog bone is the shaft and balls.

Jimmy was drawing a mushroom dogbone on his mushroom dogbone this morning.

by Adhesive Elephant Tenders October 8, 2013

dogpound

close friend;a term use in place of someones actuall name, normally associated with male aquaintances

"whats the deal dogpound, can we please get these jumpoffs jumpin'off?

by brick November 30, 2004

dogbone

Thing (project, item, etc.) that is uncompletable or undoable for any number of reasons. Like a dog that would bury his bone in the yard and forget about it.

That project is just a dogbone!

Go work on those dogbones, they need to get completed. They have been in production for more than 6 months now!

by Franky Baby May 12, 2006

DogPound

a group of mo fo posers from mission who shuld get their asses wooped fo bein such fags

by ??? February 27, 2003

Doggone

Lost dog. Used by someone who don't know how to use proper grammar.

Wrong: My doggone
Right: My dog is gone

My dog is gone. My doggone.

by Mauroon January 5, 2004