brian dawkins

The best safety ever to play in the NFL. He lays out 270 pound tight ends.He made BUBBA FRANKS leave the game on a stretcher.BEAST! THE way he kill people makes recievers so scared,they shit on their nutsacks when they have to come across the middle. Other safeties wish they were as good like that fag SEAN TAYLOR AKA SPITTER and ROY WILLIAMS AKA HORSECOLLAR TACKLE

JT: Yo Brian Dawkins is a fuckin beat!He'll shit on anyone.
Bruce the Hater: Sike! He sucks. Sean Taylor is the best.
JT:HAHAH! Didn't he spit on sum1 then get rocked in the fuckin face and ejeted!WOW! What an embarrassment. FAGET!
Bruce the Hater:Damn,true that.B-Dawk is a beast n SEAN TAYLOR does suck big,black,balls. Shoutout 2 da ball Phils!

by DIZZY DAVE SHOUOUT TO JT, BRUCE, WICK N GENE March 5, 2007

Dawkins' Witness

Slang term for evangelical atheists, who are always trying to convert you to atheism. A take-off on Jehovah's Witness, who are always coming around trying to convert you. These guys are the same thing in reverse, preaching Richard Dawkins to anyone who will listen.

Man, a Dawkins' Witness just came by my cubical preaching again. I couldn't get rid of him.

by DelawareGuy January 4, 2008

Dawk

Verb, transitive.

Other uses: to dawk, dawking, dawken

1. To cause a complete destruction of a good thing by doing something completely absurd.
2. To wreck a fantasy sports team through utter stupidity or foolhardly boasts.
3. To commit any egregious error which causes you to be the butt of all jokes, inspired by our friend Corey.

1. "I completely dawked my relationship with Amanda. She was smart, funny, loved sports, but I guess she wasn't into fucking me in the ass."

2. "I'll trade Adam Dunn and Johnny Damon for Pedro. How can I lose; and you guys are all screwed, Carlos Lee doesn't tank in the second half."
"Dude, he just dawked his team."

by LP79 September 30, 2005

Doaked

To get unknowingly dominated during a competitive activity by a lesser opponent.

How are you doing man?
Not so good man, my fantasy football team got doaked last night.

by Real Men of Genius October 21, 2010

drawknife

a knife, usually bevelled on one side only, with a handle at either end of the blade, used with a pulling stroke for rapid removal of stock.

I took the corners off the block with a drawknife before turning it on the lathe.

by Antinous September 12, 2003

dawkward

A combination of dull and awkward.

A dawkward situation - finding yourself at a dinner table of dull and awkward strangers who have no interest in conversation.

A dull and awkward person could also be described as being dawkward.

by opaspiceboy December 30, 2011

Dawkined

To be constantly harrassed by co-worker/ asshole in the company.

That prick Steve dawkined me all week over stupid fucking shit

by intermingler September 16, 2017