Division

Conversation due to an epic fail in the system (division by zero):

"OSHI--"
"...what?"
"HE JUST DIVIDED BY ZERO!"
"But that's not po--"
"EXACTLY."

by Tokyo-Angel December 17, 2008

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Divisibility

Somebody who has an invisible disability like Autism, OCD or ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder).

Your Divisibility is not what defines you. Your actions do.

by Rick Riker August 19, 2017

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Division

If Satan and the Lord are divided against themselves their kingdoms cannot stand and are coming to an end.

Division by zero. Division of a family. Division squadron.

How can Satan and the Lord cast out Satan and the Lord? Surely if the Lord and Satan cast themselves out their kingdoms cannot stand and are coming to an end. In this case it is a dead heat draw and tie in which, again, Nobody is the clear winner. Nobody wins again.

by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018

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the division

Hey look, another awful Tom Clancy game that really downgraded from it's E3 presentation.

The Division isn't worth $60.

by Hardstuck Internet July 30, 2016

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Division

Regional building in charge of CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit) (24)

The order had to be cleared by Division before CTU could proceed.

by mike September 26, 2004

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Not our division

Phrase popularized by the 2nd series finale of the BBC programme Sherlock--put simply, not one's responsibility, strong suit, or "area." Can also be used in terms of personal preferences--e.g. "blue jeans really aren't my division," or in reverse to show an interest in something--e.g. "Tom Baxter's face is my division."

Mom: please put the laundry in the dryer.
Me: Not our division. (You can say "not my division," but definition wouldn't let me.)

Friend 1: College is so not my division.

Me: mmmm dinner and a movie, looks like my division.

by anonymous221B August 2, 2012

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