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disfucktional

When a couple, usually from Covington, feels the need to require domestic violence, or unnecessary drama, as a part of their normal sex life.
A disfucktional couple will start a fight with their mate as a form of fore-play, in order to have make up sex.
by two trout January 13, 2010
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operation distraction

Operation Distraction: The act of harmless promiscuous plays created by & played by the sexy lady team members of a coed sport.
Team TLD was ready to score big so they kicked operation distraction into high gear. The sexy TLD ladies in the field showed off ultra high kicks and super sexy bend over and touch your toes stretches while the others whispered sweet nothings to the rival team members.
by True Life Detroit October 8, 2010
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beautiful distraction

When one is beautifully distracted by someone is such a way that everything else in the world seems to disappear. All their attention and focus is consumed by the beautiful distraction often leaving that person captivated and mesmerized. In rare and precious instances, this encounter turns into something so much more meaningful than a “distraction” and the purest form of true love evolves.
My Beautiful Distraction, you are my life and now we are eternal in another way. Our love is never endingI love you❤️
by BossHog00721 July 7, 2022
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Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder

A disorder based on an individual's obsession with social media including (but not limited to), compulsive reviewing of apps, "cyberstalking," comparing, fantasizing, and its effect on one's mood.
He has OCD and Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder, and he needs help.
by Bhen1 July 5, 2016
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distraction

A woman that is extremely beautiful that she takes your concentration off eveything around you. A woman that causes you to watch her, and her only. A woman that when she walks by you stop talking and just watch her and stare.
I was in chemistry class and I stopped taking notes due to the distractions.
by Klips January 10, 2006
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erectile disfunction

Bob Dole suffers from Old Man Penis, and as a result uses Viagra
by NinjaPirate April 22, 2003
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