Dikbagznqueef

A lame party where everyone is playing scrabble or some shit

Yo, I went over to Lindsey's last night and it was all dikbagznqueef

by Taintsex July 11, 2009

You greedy dirtbag

Someone who is very greedy and doesn't care about the environment

O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!

by Theautisticrebel June 21, 2022

dickbag

another term for a dickhead, but slightly more offensive.

you took the last beer. you dickbag.

by dirk dig November 19, 2004

Dirtbagging

Being at a certain point of desperation where you'll reach over to another table and help yourself to the unfinished drink of someone who's left the lounge. Common practice of stressed-out folks about to head into a sales call, going through divorce, or just want to put the "seed" in "seedy", and need that extra drink. Usually practiced after one has had a couple of drinks (to, ya know, establish that you "belong" in the establishment), and desperately reaches for some abandoned beverage in a knee-jerk, fuck-all gesture.

"Dude--drinking that beer that guy left is pretty dirtbag."

"You wanna go get drinks later--maybe a bit of dirtbagging?"

by Skip Bloody Rotter June 10, 2009

Dirtbag Climber

Someone who only cares about climbing. This person usually lives out of a van, stays on peoples couches or camps. They live a bum lifestyle.

Alex Honnold was a dirtbag climber when he was living out of his van.

by K. McFarlin October 1, 2020

dickbag

A bag of dicks. Not a scrotum.

Shut the fuck up, dickbag.

by Z. Goldfish August 26, 2005

dirtbag

An individual who is not capable of respectfully participating in any common aspect of society including/but not limited to: hygiene, intelligence, fitness, appearance, style, speech, sexual relations, means of transportation, housing, and familial obligations. They get their clothes from school lost and founds and go to costco to eat the free samples for dinner. In the eyes of society this person is about as useful as a bag of dirt, they can be used to fill up holes in the ground and thats about it. Nobody wants a dirtbag in their house because they will soil all the carpet and then try to eat the shit out of the catbox.

Dude, get this dirtbag out of my house! He is making the air contaminated.

Dylan: Hey man, can Joey come to the party?
Cameron: No way dude, that kid is a dirtbag. He always shows up smellin' like low tide at the bay, and always tries to steal my clothes and eat my cats shit!!

by c.harris November 15, 2011