dirka dirka

a description of male masturbation or getting a handjob. said while typically accomanied by the appropriate hand movement to indicate the act.

Man she gave me a good dirka dirka last night (while moving closed hand in front of crotch)

by joe plummer May 13, 2006

Dirka

1. Another way of calling somone a complete idiot with no common sense.
2. A language for talking to idiots where the word is said repeatedly.

Phil: Oh my god Brittany, you're such a dirka!
Brittany: Dirka dirka dirka?

by Patrick Chester July 24, 2008

dirka dirka

also spelled: derka, durka,
used in conjunction with lurk, lerka or nerk ect.

1.a general phrase used in any tense or situation, usually by animated or puppet terrorists.
2. a ravaging slut (typically infected)who enjoys terrorizing other girls by stealing their lovers then infecting them with various forms of pussy-rot.

may be used in conjunction with lurk or lurka or
ie: dirka lurka
3. the lurking derka: a crazed woman who cannot stop fucking her ex-boyfriends posse.

4. a mormon

1. terrorist a- dirka dirka?
terrorist b- dirka lurk!

2/3.dude a- that dirka derka gave me fucking ghonorehha!
dude b- i told you she was a lurking durka...

4. dude a- so some dirks showed up at my door yesterday to tell me about the mephites and shit...
dude b-what did you say?
dude a- I DONT GIVE A DURKa ABOUT YOUR LURKIN DURKA WAYS! GET OF MY GODDAMN PORTCH BEFORE I GET MY DIRKALURKA REMOVER(SHOTGUN) AND SRPEAD THE WORD OF DURKAmirka(YOUR BLOOD) ALL OVER MY DIRKENnerken DRIVEWAY!

dude b: thats fucking radical

by NO MORE DURKA September 26, 2008

Dirka Durr

When Mrs.Johnson gets Annoyed at another living being and only way to deflect this action is to yell her phrase back to her “Dirka Durr” and then she will threaten you by not coming back as your substitute teacher.

Wow Bryce is really a Dirka Durr at the moment.

by Bryce Bruce December 21, 2018

dirka-dirr

A heavily distorted version of the phrase "they took our jobs." Generally to add on to someone who says "they took our jobs," often in agreement.

Often used in the television show; "South Park."

"Those immigrants took our jobs!"

"Dirka-Dirr!"

by shnazzysnacks March 26, 2010

Dirka Dirkahstan

Refers to any of the middle eastern countries. (ex; Afghanistan)

Damn! Uncle Sam's sending my ass back to Dirka Dirkahstan for another tour!

by rasklking August 19, 2008

dirka bird

Bird that lives & poops in the bins. calls out dirks name, he thinks it's us. it has the head of a man with glasses & shaggy facial har & is a vegitarian who loves gamecube.

Look at that dirty dirka bird.

by dirka bird hunter July 26, 2006