Diplomat

An English dessert composed of English creme, biscuits, layered with jam, candied fruit, and custard.

"Ay, lets order some dessert now"

"Alright, have you tried their Diplomats? they're rather extraordinary"

"No I have not. I'll take your word for it"

by Jayden~ßen~Layden October 3, 2009

Diplomatress

The accompaning spouse of a Diplomat, a Diplomatress travels the world seeing the sights and sounds, in return for providing sexual favours and running the personal admin of a Diplomat.

"I heard the Ambassador's wife is an accomplished cardiologist."
"Was, now she's a diplomatress."

by Diplomatress HQ September 2, 2012

Diplomatic Idiot

A non-political adult who does not understand how politics works

Brian was a Diplomatic Idiot.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

Diplomatic Bukkake

A situation of a more or less synchronous international expulsion of diplomats as a means of expressing contempt with the expelled diplomats' national government's actions or solidarity with the state that had made the expulsion in the first place.

Russia has been suffering a massive diplomatic bukkake ever since the accusations of being liable for the poisoning of an ex-spy in Salisbury in March 2018

by juicefan April 13, 2018

diplomats

A rap group from Harlem World. Made of pretty niggas no homo, who rip verses, and is as fly as it gets. The group consist of Cam, Tana, Jones, Zeak, Casa, Writa, Rell. There are also Diplomats in upstate New York. Young and Fizz.

The dips is offiical b word up. Them lil niggas upstate hold it down to word up

by Young and Fizz August 17, 2004

diplomats

A hip hop group originated in Harlem. Consists of many members including Cam'ron, Juelz Santana, Jim Jones, 40 cal., J.R. Writer, DK, Hell Rell, SAS, Agallah, Un Kasa, Shiest Bub, and Kat Williams. They are also known as Dipset, and they have a side group call Purple City who consists of 3 members from Dipset.

Jim Jones: Dats us dat Purple City Byrdgang. Dipset, that Purple City Byrdgang.

Cam'ron: Ey Juelz, we be taken over hip hop with our Diplomats crew.

by Izz Thizz November 23, 2006

Diplobratted

When a friend or otherwise acquintance interjects in your story or anecdote to add a point which is relevant to the story but ruins the whole point of the story.

The phrase is based on the term diplobrat as a person who is a son or daughter of a diplomat, a diplobrat will usually have some experience living in foreign countries and thus has more likelihood to know minor details regarding said country.

However the phrase is not limited to be used by diplobrats only, and can be used by any person of any profession, as long as the interjected point is correct.

Person 1: You have to make a foundation, you know? Like how a second floor in a building is held up by the pillars.
Person 2: Actually the floor is usually held up by supporting beams.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Diplobratted!

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Person 1: I don't think we understand each other, we need to speak the same language, like how the Chinese people all speak the Chinese language.
Person 2: Strictly speaking the Chinese people do not speak Chinese.
Person 1: Okay, they speak Mandarin, and so wha-
Person 2: And Cantonese - SNAP! Diplobratted!

by Vagn June 12, 2012