A German sword from the dark ages shaped like a phallus and colored bright pink. Still used in modern times, but not as commonly.
Person A: Hey, man. Did you see Jim's dilinglashlong last week?
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.
by matBobross June 17, 2018
Get the Dilinglashlong mug.To make a phone call while inebriated. These calls are usually made to former flings, ex-boyfriends or girlfriends, guys or girls that you want to hook up with, etc..and this almost always ends up to be embarassing for the drunk dialer. Good friends will discourage drunk dialing while drunk friends will usually encourage drunk dialing!
Peter: Connie has been drunk dialing me all night and wants me to come hook up with her, but she keeps talking about our future.
Peter's Friend: Isn't she the chick you just met?
Peter: Ya, I mean I'm going to go do her, but after that she's cut.
Peter's Friend: Isn't she the chick you just met?
Peter: Ya, I mean I'm going to go do her, but after that she's cut.
by Rejean November 24, 2006
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When you forget to put your phone on lock before shoving it into your bra, your boobs will dial numbers every time you move them.
-My Phone Was Vibrating Throughout The Whole Math Class!
*Takes out phone from bra*
--Who Was Calling You?
-No One!I Was Boob Dialing The Whole Time!I Forgot To Lock It!
*Takes out phone from bra*
--Who Was Calling You?
-No One!I Was Boob Dialing The Whole Time!I Forgot To Lock It!
by Giardino♥ October 16, 2009
Get the Boob Dialing mug.One day A group of girls in their late teens early 20s wanted to go swimming but didn’t have bathing suits so they went skinny dipping instead.
by Hahah278388 December 11, 2019
Get the Skinny dipping mug.The sexual act of chewing Doritos until they are at a mush-like state, then performing oral sex upon one's partner.
My girlfriend was Dorito dipping for me last night, and it was amazing. You could say it was hard to swallow.
by Grape Ape Face Rape July 10, 2010
Get the Dorito dipping mug.Not double dipping! When a chip (or other dippable food) is dipped, bitten, and then turned over so that the tainted, bitten, and saliva covered part isn't able to corrupt the dip.
by Zorgithatoob January 1, 2011
Get the Strategic Dipping mug.(Verb) The unsavory practice of a man sticking his cock in both a woman's vagina and asshole without washing his cock in between orifices. Oftentimes is the case this dirty bird will alternate between the two without any consideration of the health hazards he is potentially placing on his receptor.
Shut-faced drunk Kevin was throwing the cock to Betsy with reckless abandon and throwing caution to the wind doin a little double dipping action as he slid his cock first in her asshole and then her vagina and continued to do so in no steady order. Being one if her many 'trusty-rusties' Betsy could tell whenever Kevin was about to cash in his chips, so when that came about she quickly pushed him out of her and proceeded to polish his knob so that she wouldn't seem so slimy to her current boyfriend if she had to go and put up with his shit later. Plus being a semen depository for so many sometimes gave Betsy a not-so-fresh feeling inside, and smelled pretty funky outside as well.
by Nikki Stixx November 17, 2020
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