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dishes

1. The most vile and unacceptable chore known to all people still living at home with their parents.

2. A chore that is required by most parents for their children so that they may earn a lousy allowance.

3. Something that needs to be clean so that one may eat.
1. I fucking hate the dishes!

2. Parent: Do the damn dishes!
Child: But I don't want to!
Parent: Do them or you won't get your three cents allowance!
Child: FUCK YOU!

3. Child: I'm hungry but there's no clean dishes to eat with.
Parent: Then clean them!
Child: GOD DAMNIT I SAID FUCK YOU!
by Timbolicious December 20, 2007
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dishel

god damn colton, you dishel!
by OL_Sloth92 December 2, 2019
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Dioselin

A beautiful and amazing young woman that has a great personality she is always there for her friends and family whenever they need her
Dioselin is gorgeous
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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dished tf out

dished tf out
-adjective-
DISH-d-dafuc-owt OR DISHed-thafuc-owt

"dished tf out" has two different meanings, but is open to interpretation for all.
1. Used to describe a meal that sustains all five food groups (or a just a finger lickin good meal).
2. Used to describe someone or oneself when they/you are super high.
1. I am dished tf out right now, I got; fruits, vegetables, grains, protein, AND dairy.
2. Dude did you smoke some zazz? You look absolutely dished rn dawg.
by princesskitty0419191 February 10, 2023
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jizz dishes

The lower back dimples on a really sexy girl that you just want to fill with your jizz.
Simon: I love lower back dimples.
Harley: Yea, I just want to fill those jizz dishes.
by dirtywordz May 12, 2014
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washin dishes

vb: A term used in reference to a man acting in the same fashion that a woman would, as opposed to choppin wood. More often used when the recipient is fucking up terribly.
Yo nig, you got some crack crumbs in yo beard and is scarin all the ladies away!! Da fuck, you washin dishes or are you choppin wood?!!
by carpet cancer September 29, 2007
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doshe

Another name for marijuana, or pot
pass the doshe if you please
by El Jefe The Great January 10, 2005
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