dental work

Hollywood code for plastic surgery (such as boob jobs, brow lifts, liposuction, tummy tucks, etc.). Coined by comedienne Kathy Griffin, who has had plenty of "dental work" herself. Used to subtly indicate someone has plastic surgery.

"Ashlee Simpson has had some dental work done lately, if you know what I mean."

by lalalorlor134 September 22, 2009

dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005

doc marten dental plan

The swift and painful removal of all teeth. The instument used in this operation is a ten eyed steel capped pair of Doc Marten boots. This usually happens when you piss off followers of these paticular groups: Boneheads, Skinheads, and Oi kids.

The emo kids with their AFI shirts just signed up for a "doc marten dental plan" when they called the group of skins fags.

by Alcore September 23, 2006

Dina

She’s pretty and doesn’t care what other say. She’s not scared to express her feelings.She has a stunning smile and can make a guy melt.

Jack:Woah she’s a real Dina!
Johnny:I know,she’s to die for.

by feliciasupercat November 11, 2018

Dental Mullett

A dental mullett when people have beautiful teeth in the front and nasty teeth in the back.

Mel doesnt smile too wide, she doesnt want to show the world her dental mullett

by Jill Lemoine October 24, 2008

Dental Cram

The act of brushing your teeth multiple times the morning before a dentist appointment, so you appear hygienic.

Sorry that I couldnt hang out this morning, I had to Dental Cram.

by need to dental cram March 21, 2011

dental sex

Requires one person that identifies as a toothbrush and another person that identifies as toothpaste. Toothpaste cums on toothbrush's chest and then toothbrush rubs said chest (and cum) back and forth on toothpaste's face.

I got chin herpes from too much dental sex.

by TheDentist3000 January 9, 2017