dinosaur

jesus's puppies

jesus: rex, fetch!!
dinosaur: ROOOAARR!!!

by jesushadpuppiesto March 3, 2011

dinosaur

something big and old.Out of date.

The copy machine at the high-school is a dinosaur;It's old,slow as dirt, and as big as a buick.

by belly dancer May 10, 2003

dinosaur

a very old person, most commonly a teacher.

not only is mr. garcia a pedophile, he's a dinosaur!

by teresaxlove October 17, 2008

dinosaur

A dinosaur is an old man, made famous by Ke$ha's song. He frequently hits on younger women, some as young as 12. He can be anyone from a middle school math or science teacher to already retired at "an old folk's home." They slick back their hair, charge into a bar, and offer to buy a girl a martini, olive and everything. They are sure to be a creeper- don't listen to anything they say-even if they have a sexy tank of oxygen! A cougar is the equivalent of this, but the female type. Dinosaurs are more common.

Did you see that dinosaur hit on me?

Totz. It was awksock.

Beetfeet. Let's go....

by YO, Yo-yo!No yo yo, yo! November 6, 2012

dinosaur

noun.
Killed a guy called Toby. He was an asshole.

"I swear, this guy was a fuckin' dinosaur, and he killed Toby!"
-- Violence Jack: Evil Town

by The Logical Fallacy May 16, 2022

dinosaur

word used to describe something that is old

"Why don't you get a new cell phone? The one you have is a fucking dinosaur."

by swiss May 13, 2005

dinosaur

an extremely unnattractive face made by drunk girls to deter boys from hooking up with them. You must make the two finger claws with your hands and strain your neck to the point where the next morning you are in pain.

Eric didn't want to hook up with Abbie because she did the dinosaur so many times while they were cuddling.

by PStace September 22, 2006