Dillweed

Idiot; Bunghole; one lacking in intelligence or wit; inconsiderate

"Shut up, you dillweed!"
Frank is such a dillweed!

by hispeeddubber September 27, 2002

dillwad

Akin to dillweed but more derogatory sounding. A dolt moron dwanker wank wanker spaz idiot moron senseless

Joey: "Scott, I put all the papers on your desk into that little box by your filing cabinet, I hope I didn't disturb anything important?"

Scott: "Oh, no Joey you didn't disturb anything, you fucking DESTROYED EVERYTHING; you put my entire 700 page unpublished novel draft into the shredder you fucking dillwad!!!!"

by psiscott April 25, 2006

Diltoe

A diltoe is a very exquisite dildo. This one of a kind pleasure device is specifically designed for people with foot fetishes. Imagine a multi-colored toe, made of rubber, built with a vibrating toenail, that is used as a dildo. This extraordinary device will please anyone. Male or female, cat or dog. Does not matter. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce the #1 top selling product in the world; The Diltoe.

Mark suprised is grandmother when she woke up after a nap to find him shoving a diltoe up her anal sphincter.

by Chunkasouras September 22, 2014

dilwad

1. A dunderpate; a clueless moron, an idiot sans village. Beyond being moronic, the individual carries a degree of ignorant haughtiness that begs that they be summarily bitchslapped.
2. Pretentious jerk

That dilwad in the BMW just cut me off and flashed his lights at the other BMW driving the opposite direction.

by J-meister May 14, 2004

diltard

A person who is so stupid that they are both a dildo and a retard. Used in extreme anger towards someone. Originated in Baltimore when i was getting mad at someone for being an idiot.

Thomas is such a diltard. He wiped his ass with my project because he couldn't find toilet paper.

by ravensdude June 12, 2010

dirtwhistle

your stinkhole. the gaping hole whence one emanates gas. uranus.

4 beef and bean burritos and a quart of chocomilk really makes my dirtwhistle sing.

by newt January 3, 2004

dirtweed

Poor quality marijuana often containing an abundance of seeds and stems

'I don't want no dirtweed, give me the columbian red or the alabama kush.'

by Ortolan May 5, 2010