dieter

An epileptic nazi ostrich who wears a microphone.

So did you hear dieter's exam average was below 30%? Goddamn!

by MechE/AES May 2, 2006

dieterman

a name you call someone when you want them to get something or put something away for you

Ronnie: hey dieterman grab my pads
Cary: no ronnie do it yourself

by tirone April 9, 2007

diexter

A snake who slithers around waiting for good opportunities to strike from the shadows in any way when you least expect it, It gives out a peaceful vibe at first as it stands in silence slithering close to you to find an opportunity to strike.
Once you spot the snake you can never unspot it

Dont be a Diexter

by The Master Snake December 11, 2017

Five-Finger Dieter

The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.

"Bro... I gave myself a Five-Finger Dieter last night!"
"You're gross man... But good job..."

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter November 14, 2020

Dieter

To be a dieter is to be annoying, arrogant, sexist, homosexual

That guy is such a Dieter, he said that women should practice martial arts.

That person is such a Dieter, he is so full of himself with his homosexual pride and it annoys me.

by <+-{The One}-+> May 29, 2008

Deetericko

A real outgoing nigga , not going to lie to you always keep it 100. All the girls love him and want him . Smooth with his words and knows how to pull them. Get you a Deetericko.

Deetericko done pulled another shawty

by ballslife August 2, 2018

Deeter Mining

Spending immeasurable amounts of time browsing the internet (most times aimlessly). Particularly popular with children and teens.

Get up and clean your room, you've been deeter mining all day.

by Lamarky Williams August 3, 2018