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Leaky Deeter

When the penis decides to leave a little present in your undies.
After taking a piss I made sure to shake it off, but I still had a leaky deeter.
Leaky Deeter by M Mac April 18, 2010

Dieter Becker-Wulff 

The most innocent German cinnamon roll that could ever exist.

He is too precious and needs to be protected from the outside world.
Let's go protect Dieter Becker-Wulff from mean girls.
A relaxed Individual who cares most for friends and family. One who let nothing disturb them. An exciting, athletic, adventurous, and respectful person, who honors morals and is especially known for his loyalty, honesty, and compassion for others. Women enjoy his company and appreciate his patience, respect, and manors. A "Dieter" is one who knows how to treat a lady. But, is also known for his clumsiness and sense of humor. A "Dieter" loves to have fun and experience new things.
Dieter = fun
Dieter = Respect
Dieter = Trust
Dieter by Unknown3627 February 19, 2009
1: Superior
2: Above all
3: Dat Boy
J-Rich is deeter as fuck.
deeter by Max Schutte April 8, 2008
The act of stashing contraband in the male urethra
The fuzz pulled Craig over and he had to diester his stash
diester by Morkhiemen October 1, 2021

social dieter 

A person who diets only when in the presence of others. Typically a female behavior, a social dieter will gain a sense of superiority over non social dieters. When alone a social dieter will eat foods that they characteristically would look down upon others for eating.
Tina= Why does Tammy only eat carrots for lunch everyday but shes still fat as fuck?
Courtney=Shes a social dieter, when she gets home she eats her whole kitchen.
social dieter by Randy2676 June 11, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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