Dilbert Moment

A situation in a technical workspace that would make a great Dilbert cartoon. Usually, you alone find the situation absurd and instigator is oblivious.

developer: "Here's my design for review".
boss: "I don't understand it. Does anybody else have an issues with it?"

One week later.

boss: "I think I've come up with a really good design."
developer: "Wait a minute. That's the design I sent you last week. This is frikn Dilbert Moment."

by gotChaos? September 26, 2010

deeberto

A deeberto is a dude who brazialinizes his name into a singular handle in order to try and impress people with his soccer skills. Usually a men's leaguer who also has the latest and hottest gear, but sadly zero game.

Calvin: He check out the new player on the Gunners, damn those are some sweet kicks he's wearing. Could be a player.

Mark: Nah, he is just some deeberto trying to play the part. Odds are he's horrible.

by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013

dilbert

Derived from "Bert", which uses a standard penis, a Dilbert consists of doing anal with a dildo, taking the dildo out, and smearing the poop between the eyebrows of any witness, making them look like Bert from Bert & Ernie of Sesame Street.

"Jackie gave Chris a wicked Dilbert after they went to Narnia."

by Tony Burwinkel July 30, 2008

dilbert

Noun: One who skips important presentations and makes them up in front of a small group of people

Verb: To chicken out in front of a large number of people, be a self-obsessed jerk, etc.

Adjective: Quiet, intraverted, afraid, etc.

Go up; don't pull a dilbert with your speech.

Are you going to make this a dilbert party?

by Zzzzzzzzzz..... March 7, 2008

dilbert

1.) To throw a brick at an object or person, often in disgust
or hatred

That teacher was being pro-noob all day so i dilbert-ed his car after school.

by Jamie Saunders December 14, 2008

Wet Dilbert

A new form of a "Wet Willy". Where someone spits into your ear while your in your cubicle at work. In this case you would usually dry your ear out with your tie.

Dilbert: Goddamnit, Mordac just spit in my ear across the southeastern cubicle near the window.

Dogbert: Wet Dilbert!

by res_fiction September 15, 2009

Dilbert

Slang term for penis used among computer geeks

k00L_h4k3r: hey babe, I got a giant Dilbert
cutegurl69: what?

by ghyslain is a faggot September 4, 2003