WE DIDNT START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING

a beautiful masterpeice.
a song starter by Tubbo_ a minecraft streamer

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND >:^

"WE DIDNT START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING-"

Tommyinnit (a child): "Tubbo…"

by ONEMINORWEEB_LMAO February 3, 2021

im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

by Krkič November 8, 2020

footy or it didnt happen

used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.

gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"

by TeeBonetheCrackhead July 11, 2009

NOW I DIDNT 😭😭😭

When someone accuses you of slapping them you say "NOW I DIDNT 😭😭😭".

"You slapped me!"
"NOW I DIDNT 😭😭😭!"

by Bartholomew Si Chi April 27, 2019

I didnt ask

To say the phrase "i didnt ask" is used when someone (usually in a group chat) says a statement like "tomorrow is my birthday" and then the other person says i didnt ask then crushing all hopes of the other person and making them feel terrible because they just got roasted like chicken, got boxed like a fish and then relizing the terrible truth that they are dog water and have no p.r nor earnings.

Person A: my dad died last week
Person B: I didnt ask
Person C (Person B's friends): what are you doing you are lost, your so free free er than air. your headset is so dog you literally got it from the dollar store. calm down you are not cracked you are not justin you litteral wannabe.

by TheRealAdmist February 9, 2021

It didnt snow on my vagina day

1. a female virgin
2. when ur not fucking and or having sex

"Damn, i broke up with my husbandlast night"
"Lucky it didnt snow on my vagina day for ya

by John432916750 April 21, 2009

I didnt ask

THE BEST FRIKEN COMBACK IN THE WORLD (⌐■_■)

bobert: hey ur shoes are stinky
kindergardener: i didnt ask
bobert: *runs away*

by Yeeted potatoe May 31, 2020