i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 30, 2016

i didnt touch it so i dont pay

when you didnt touch a missing object or broken object an refuse to pay

i didnt touch it so i dont pay said jake to the missing key in the apartment

by cheapboys January 27, 2017

im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

by Krkič November 8, 2020

if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️

the most beautiful quote known to man

Girl 1: if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
girl 2: what

by cyyfii December 1, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Didnt ask

stupid comeback, also how do you not know what that means?

guy 1: (shares his opinion)
guy 2: Cool, didnt ask.
guy 1: You "didnt ask"? Oh, i didnt know that the world revolves around you, next time im gonna say anything im gona specifically ask YOU for permission.

guy 2: you literally stole this from a meme
guy 1: didnt ask
guy 2: You "didnt ask"? Oh, i didnt know that the world revolves around you, next time im gonna say anything im gona specifically ask YOU for permission.

guy 1: you literally copied what i said
guy 2: you too

by why did you look up that?? September 17, 2023

I did but I didnt

The ramblings of an out-and-out liar who can't stand by their actions. Usually a complete cunt who you can't stand the sight of.

Wellll...... What it is, is I did but I didnt - an annoying lying cunt in action

by Legiz March 9, 2015