i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 31, 2016

i didnt touch it so i dont pay

when you didnt touch a missing object or broken object an refuse to pay

i didnt touch it so i dont pay said jake to the missing key in the apartment

by cheapboys January 27, 2017

gg wp no re L + ratio + dont care + didnt ask + your mom

basically, a toxic person would say this.

some innocent guy: that was a good ma-
a b****: gg wp no re L + ratio + dont care + didnt ask + your mom
some innocent guy again: well i also didnt ask m8

by iogroi2 October 19, 2022

im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

by Krkič November 8, 2020

if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️

the most beautiful quote known to man

Girl 1: if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
girl 2: what

by cyyfii December 1, 2021

I did but I didnt

The ramblings of an out-and-out liar who can't stand by their actions. Usually a complete cunt who you can't stand the sight of.

Wellll...... What it is, is I did but I didnt - an annoying lying cunt in action

by Legiz March 9, 2015

didnt even realize

This is now officially all one word.

Person 1: i mean i didnt even realized it was the bambi face until looking at it for like 5 seconds
Person 1 (again lol): *didnt even realize
Person 2: thats now all one word

by ethanlolcat3 official :))))) October 17, 2022