Didums

A word used sarcastically. Generally to someone who is looking for synpathy or pity.

"aww.. poor didums."

by Dimruthien June 20, 2004

the prisoner’s dilemma

When a person has been arrested and during their interrogation is wondering what to say based on their awareness of what the other witnesses may be saying.

So as Ambassador Gordon Sondland got some distance from his statements made weeks ago under oath, he began to experience the true depth and extent of the prisoner’s dilemma which of course led him to finally correct his testimony.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

disemvowel

To remove the vowels from a piece of text as a form of censure. In order to render the piece more difficult to read. Generally done by the moderator of an online community.

The post was just a troll, so the mod disemvowelled it so people will just skip it.

by SLR January 29, 2005

Amphetamine Dilemma

The difficulty choosing whether to finish your last line of speed, or keep it for a later time at the party.

Usually involves a fear of sadness of having no amphetamine left.

Man: Are you going to finish your last line of speed?

Woman: I don't know, I'm in an amphetamine dilemma

by Spaghetamine Regretamine January 9, 2017

sharpay diem

a latin term meaning bop bop bop, bop to the top

She's just gotta Sharpay diem.

Yeah. and slip and slide and ride that rhythm.

by sicknastymemebro July 8, 2017

The Stoner's Dilemma

The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities.

Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"

"damn the stoner's dilemma! i want cheetos, but they're all the way in the kitchen!"
or
"Dude, I had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. I sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if I should go get some food to feed my drunchies."

by ImaginePeace September 14, 2009

Hilmarsson's Dilemma

When you are invited to more than one party on the same night and you don't know which party to attend.

Bob is invited to Corey's birthday party and to Eddie's graduation party tonight. Bob is facing a true Hilmarsson's Dilemma.

by LeatherBeast November 7, 2008