Diddlewack

noun - one who is unbalanced because of a circumstances of his own creation. ie: self sabotage

If you weren't such a diddlewack your life would be more happy.

by Ryverosx July 13, 2010

diddlejam

It's the jam you listen to when you diddle your skittle AKA ladyjam AKA DJ clitoris

Can also apply to men using the same reference for their preferred masturbation song

Hit me baby one more time is my diddlejam.

by DJDiddles_69 June 12, 2016

Diddlewantch

A diddlewantch is when you cum in the middle of class for no reason and it's just out of nowhere.

person 1: "yo fam why did you leave the class out of nowhere?"
person 2: "I had a diddlewantch"

by RainbowKittensBullshitahhh May 27, 2018

Diddley Doo

A completely random expression of excitement. Can be used in any context in any part of a sentence sarcastically.

Some guy: what’s up
Me: Diddley Doo!
Some guy: fuck you
Me: well diddley doo to that!

by Penis.John.69 March 8, 2019

Gosh Diddley

Gosh Diddley has no meaning, it's just a phrase a Harvard Educated Senator of the USA from Texas can use to show people at heart, he's just like Gabby Hayes.

At the NRA convention this weekend Ted Cruz said, 'Gosh diddley, I'm the most conservative guy who ever lived.'"

by dmossi April 12, 2015

Howdey Diddley

Howdy Diddley!!!

Definition: Howdey Diddley is a word used for excitement or in doubt by all 2 of my BestFriends
How it’s used: Howdey Diddley that was a close one

by Soccerisbest January 11, 2018

diddlebones

To have absolutely nothing in possesion but your own skeleton.

"Dude, your aunt's so poor, she ain't got nuttun. Just diddlebones.

by Jake the Home Slice September 16, 2009