Dickture

When you send someone a picture of your dick

I sent a bitch a dickture last night.

by John0227 January 14, 2019

Dicktarded

When a girl loses her virginity and her mind because she fell in love with dick on the first stroke.

Look at that Ho. Mikey took her out last night and must have fucked her right cause she came home dicktarded!!!

by Tiny Cox84 April 27, 2019

Dick Turd

A black man's penis or a white man's penis after anal sex.

I fucked Jamal lastnight and he had the biggest dick turd I have ever taken!!!

by Mr. Rain October 26, 2010

Dickture

Taking selfies of one's (male) genaltelia and then sending to a current or potential sexual partner via smart phone.

Bubba (the male) texted several dicktures to Julia (the potential mate), hoping it would help his game.

by Bocaj Welch September 15, 2015

dicktard

Someone who is so retarded that he does things that make him a dick.

The fact that Crosby still can't complete the simplest of simple tasks obviously classifies him as a total dicktard!

by snarfman123 March 22, 2007

dicktarded

to be a dick and a retard

that guy over there is dicktarded

by duckster August 7, 2003

dick turd

a cigerette that has had its tabacco pinched or squeazed out and replaced with marijuana in order for user to inconspicuously get high in public places. inspired by the stupid british term for a cigerette: a fag.

i knew i was gonna want to get fucked up at the baseball game, so i made a couple dick turds so i wouldn't get caught. let's just say it was a grand slam nigggaaaaa.

by steven gilman May 1, 2005