Dicksnake

When life pulls a dick move and snakes you when you are least expecting it.

Dude 1: how was work bro
Dude 2: not good, my manager showed up unexpectedly and evaluated me when i was just not ready
Dude 1: damn bro she totally dicksnaked you

by TheStorySoFar April 29, 2014

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Dick slave

1)An individual who is a complete and total subject of the male genetalia, one who craves the precences of dick in their being with a readieness to insert it in their mouth.

2)One whom loves dick and is a total fag stick.

3) A little bAby back bitch thats pissing you off and is being a little ass muffin.

GOD dawm! you fucking ass mucher! ahhhh stop being such a little dick slave and lay off my wang!

man joeys a little bitch ass dick slave, he just wont stop breathing over my angry beaver.

by Amothar February 16, 2007

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dickflake

A dickflake is a guy who is soft af.
Just like a snowflake but with a dick.

Person 1: I saw John cry while watching the notebook
Person2: Such a dickflake

by ShayBey December 8, 2016

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dickslap

The newest "it" sexual style among those of us of slightly freakier/non-conformist persuasion. Especially loved by dominant freak guys. Better known as cockslap. Usually done on the face, and the purpose of it is not to degrade, nor to leave very visible marks (it should be done lightly). Mainly, the purpose is to show that a girl "belongs" to a guy emotionally/spiritually/physically. It is almost a way of branding. Good to mention if you want to freak out normal people.

Shall we finish it off with a dickslap or what?- my boi to me.
You know, honey, I think I'll be so ecstatic by the end of this that I won't care if you do it.- me.

by ms m September 29, 2004

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