Dickmullet

When a man neglects to shave the hair surrounding his penis. Thus causing a dick mullet.

Bob:Dude look at my Dickmullet.
Dick: You need to shave -_-

by dfgfdgfgfgf April 22, 2010

dickwilly

A life ending insult that will leave the victim speechless and unable to come back

ahhh shit did you hear darren call steven a 'dickwilly' steven just walked off n grassed to his mum

by stevenfry3000 July 5, 2019

Dickillusionment

The disappointment in dick felt by a woman after having too much unfulfilling heterosexual intercourse.

Christie's growing dickillusionment came to a head after a particularly unsatisfying shag with Monty.

by Iron Flow 134 March 10, 2021

Dickpilling

Giving unsolicited advice to a topic that you feel pretty confident about.
It's not that you're wrong, it's that no one wants a lecture.

D was really dickpilling T about the work he got done on his house.

by Jurban Jictionary May 28, 2022

dickhilly

when someone is being dickeated so hard

everyone was dickeating john for not getting playtime, hes dickhilly

by 27golive October 5, 2022

dickpillows

Tonsils

Dickpillows, Pillow like organs in the back of one’s throat that a dick hits when receiving head.

by Edger August 9, 2023

dickpilled

When a progressive/liberally-inclined woman becomes redpilled due to the inexorable influence of a man she loves.

Björn done dickpilled his lady, now she's spittin' based facts.

by m0thra January 21, 2025