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Fuckface Dickeat

A fucking hideous or ugly person that is excessively joe(hype) in a situation or conversations that have been deceased whether it was seconds, minutes, or even eons ago.
Sheesh!!! this girl wont stop bothering me , she is always reiterating an old saying from many months ago and to top that off she is

not attractive at all! -Fuckface Dickeat
by EatMikeHawk March 26, 2020
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dickmatized

verb or noun. When the dick makes you say/do crazy things
1. Marquise had Lyssa so dickmatized she almost broke into his home and raped him.
2. She was so dickmatized during sex, she yelled out I love you.
by BigCockholdBihhh August 27, 2016
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Dickmatized

Dickmatized is when your man fucks you so good that you immediately have to take a nap to rejuvenate yourself.
Girl: "Damn you just fucked the shit out of me. I feel so dickmatized right now. I'm bout to go to sleep."
by LilNoseBleed October 30, 2019
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dickalingus

Jessica knows dickalingus its like a second language
by sambomac84 January 16, 2015
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Dickering

When you start arguing with someone while your cock is inside of them.
A guy is fucking his girl when she starts asking him whether or not he thinks her sister is hot. When he gives the wrong answer they begin dickering
by Banned As DC January 1, 2015
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Dickmatized

A state of mind woman get to after being utterly and totally charmed by a highly skilled love maker. Where the craveing for more isnt unlike a drug addict.
Friend 1 "So how did your date go last night?"
answer " I fucking "dickmatized" her ass!"
by ibpsycho2 September 7, 2011
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dickdatic

verb.

when one philosopher cock blocks another philosopher.
A: dude, did you just dickdatic me? You know I was trying to fouccault Lucy when you turned on the lights.

B: nah, bro. I only turned on the light to discuss with your lastest blog on Gramscian semiotics.

We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system.

And then, us bro can do things together: we can cook, we can swim, we can stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.

Oh--by the way, did you guys want a hot chocolate, also?

Lucy: fuck this.
by B. Dang February 24, 2010
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