dicktatorship

The totalitarian government ruled by the phallace.

Chick A: So turns out Rory's addicted to midgetporn. He wants me to dress up as a wood elf for halloween.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.

by pissamind November 22, 2009

Fuckface Dickeat

A fucking hideous or ugly person that is excessively joe(hype) in a situation or conversations that have been deceased whether it was seconds, minutes, or even eons ago.

Sheesh!!! this girl wont stop bothering me , she is always reiterating an old saying from many months ago and to top that off she is

not attractive at all! -Fuckface Dickeat

by EatMikeHawk March 26, 2020

dickmatized

verb or noun. When the dick makes you say/do crazy things

1. Marquise had Lyssa so dickmatized she almost broke into his home and raped him.
2. She was so dickmatized during sex, she yelled out I love you.

by BigCockholdBihhh August 27, 2016

Dickmatized

Dickmatized is when your man fucks you so good that you immediately have to take a nap to rejuvenate yourself.

Girl: "Damn you just fucked the shit out of me. I feel so dickmatized right now. I'm bout to go to sleep."

by LilNoseBleed October 30, 2019

dickwater

Water stirred by the dick.

Here honey, I just made you a nice glass of dickwater.

by Z CUP November 9, 2007

dickcathalon

A blowjob that is truly almost never-ending. A dickcathalon blower is vigilant in her duties to finish but not without her partner. The dickcathalon takes extreme determination, skill, and the upmost endurance. The dickcathalon is approximately 2 to 11.9 hours in length(11.9 hrs being a personal record best) with only two minute breaks every 100 minutes.

There may be certain factors that affect said activity such as "partying" with drugs and/or alcohol.

When we finally got into the bedroom, she began the dickcathalon at 12:36 p.m. And finished at 7:08p.m. No bullshit.

by nikkiLikki August 5, 2012

Dickatarian

A hot vegetarian who rejects the consumption of all meats, except the penis. She likes that very much. It is her guilty pleasure.

Example 1: Dude, I thought this chick would be a prude because she ordered a salad, wore Toms, and had a hemp bag, but she turned out to be quite the Dickatarian.

Example 2: Brooke's boyfriend suggested that new diet, Dickatarian.

by Hot&Ready July 3, 2012