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Dickbeater

1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
by Gabo, de la Guerra October 26, 2004
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dickbreaker

during sex in the missionary position; when your penis slips out of the vagina and you complete an additional stroke, your cock runs into the taint, or in this scenario, 'the dickbreaker'.
Last night I hit the dickbreaker....
by Blubberboy March 30, 2008
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dickbeaters

dickbeaters(plural)

A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.

dickbeater(singular)

A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.
Johnnies dickbeaters were slippery from the KY and he dropped the remote.(plural)

Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)

Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)

Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)
by FYGITA July 21, 2009
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dick breath

when someone has had a cock in their mouth.
by Stacy March 21, 2004
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dickreation

The activity of one boo to another boo. Providing sexual services without attachment.
"I went out with that guy just for dickreation"

"that you for providing dickreational services!"
by Benjamin Roberts July 5, 2006
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dickbeaters

using your enormous tits to give a man so much pleasure that he could possibly premature ejaculate.
Stick your peter between my dickbeaters. baby!
by bambamthankyamaam April 4, 2015
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Dickbreaker

When a women is so hot you are willing to break your dick off inside her during sex.
Oliva Munn is a dickbreaker to me.
by Planetcontrol June 17, 2019
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