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Dick Duck Fart

From the Latin for "Say, lead, and bear": dic, duc, ferte. A stock response when you don't have anything to say or want to say something negative but don't want to hurt someone's feelings. It also serves as a greeting or an ice-breaker.
Girlfriend: I bought some new shoes today; you like them?

You: What can I say? Dick duck fart.

OR

*ring ring*

Kassie: Hello?

Mick: Dick duck fart.

Kassie: Oh, hi Mick, how are you?

Mick: ...

Kassie: ...

Mick: Dick duck fart.
by McMeddles April 4, 2009
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Fart Dick

the act of holding back a fart and the backpressure of the gases get pushed back in and you get an erection.
i was tryna hold a fart back while kissing my girl and i got Fart Dick
by TurtleKing69420 November 26, 2020
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fart dick

1 n: A penis that has had wind broken upon it; almost explicitly meaning during anal sex
"Fuck, Gabby! Now I have a fart dick, I told you not to have chili today!"
by God October 28, 2004
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dick nugget-fart head

1. a derrogatory term for a person who is rude to the furthest degree 2. a boy or man who is excrutiatingly mean or "dick-like"
Jane Doe: I can't believe he text message broke up with me!!
Jill Smith: Oh my god. What a dick nugget-fart head!
by .:nadine:. March 16, 2008
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a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good
harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker
by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017
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dick fart

An insult originating in Canada, refers to a person/object/situation that is annoying and/or useless. Can also be abbreviated ‘DF.’
I totally messed that up, I’m such a dick fart!!!
by CanadianAF March 9, 2021
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Jamaican Dick Fart

Adjective. -A word used to describe a certain individual of whom you dislike. A term mainly used during frustrating situations when you’re in need of using a harsh curse word.
Verb- Monquief
“Hey Russian friend who always bums juul rips off of me you’re such a fucking Jamaican dick fart.”
by J_Wilkyyy September 17, 2019
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