Dick in a box

When you cut a hole in a box and shove your wing wong ching chong in it

Wow that freak ezio just put a dick in a box

by Its time to stop July 4, 2016

dick in the box

A dick in the box is a gift you give your sweetheart for any celebration.

Ex:(Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa even Birthdays)
This is one present your honey will definitely love and enjoy. Here's how you do it:

One: cut a hole in the box
Two: stick your junk in that box
Three: make her open the box

Inspire by the Justin Timberlake song: "Dick in the Box"

Congratulations you now know what to get your darling for those times you forget to get her something.

Honey I know it's our anniversary but if it helps I got you my dick in the box!

by ArcadianSnowdrop October 29, 2014

Its My Dick In a Box

A box containing a Dick often used a joke for birthdays

happy birthday to you jack black and your present is,wait for it, its my dick in a box

by POKEballs December 29, 2016

Dick in a box

When you cut a hole in a box and shove your wing wong ching chong in it

Wow that freak ezio just put a dick in a box

by Its time to stop July 4, 2016

Dick in a box

Putting a penis in a box

Nobody wants my cum I know I'm going to put my dick in a box

by Ihaterawalmonds January 10, 2026

Dick in a popcorn box

Wen ur at the movies or at u house watchon a movie u cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box so wen go girl go 2 grab popcorn she grabs yo junk

Last nite I tricked my girl while watching friday by making a dick in a popcorn box

by Tyr0n3555 February 21, 2010

Box of suck dick

When you dont stand on anything you say you willl

That bitch aint standing on nothin but a box of suck dick

by D blow January 18, 2021