dick

1.a penis (N)
2. to waste time (V)
3. a bastard

Quit dicking around and gimme your dick, you dick!

by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003

dick

A dick is what I use for sexual pleasure! I get a guy with a big dick, the bigger the better. He pulls his pants down and let's me suck his huge dick, also known as a blowjob. After he gets enough if that, he starts to rub and lick my pussy. After I start to cum loads of cum, we both start fucking. He sticks his dick up my pussy and goes in and out. He goes as fast a race car in a race. We both start to moan because of the good feeling. He starts to cum. Then he takes his dick out of my pussy and puts it up my ass. He does the same thing with my pussy. In and out and really fast. after we both have an orgasm, He starts to eat my pussy. Then I give him another blowjob. Then we put our clothes on, he gives me money and then he leaves. After that, another guy come in and we start it all over :)
dick, a dick enlcosed, become a dick outside and in my pussyyyy

He sticks his dick up my pussy for sexual sensation!

dick is now dick

by dickinmypussy:) February 18, 2009

dick

1) Male reproductive organ
2) Private eye or detective
3) A stupid person

1) Suck my dick you mofo!
2) The private dick was casing the joint.
3) You stupid dick!

by Anonymous March 2, 2003

dick

A penis. Used for sex, and peeing.

Caroline - Yo he is such a dick.

Gary - Dont call him a dick, life aint easy being a dick. You've got a head you cant think with, an eye you cant see with, balls you cant play with, your neighbours an asshole, and your best friend is a total pussy.

Caroline - ...

by Gary V. March 5, 2007

dick

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by Go suck one September 17, 2017

dick

More commonly known as the penis, the dick is often used to dish out pleasure to others, whether males, females, or mixgender. It may also be used to slap someone.

1. I produced sperm out of my dick, which felt good.

2. It felt good when the sperm from my dick was placed inside Sally.

3. I dislike Sally; I dick-slapped her.

by Squinty December 30, 2005

dick

Your own personal squirt gun. (If your a male or a really fucked up lady)

I squirted John in the eye with my dick, and he screamed and jumped off a roof.

by =P =D =) July 15, 2008