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Diabeetus

A reaction to cuteness,similar to a person with a bad case of fangirlisim. Symptoms, are excessive HNNNNGGGing,squeeeing,random squeezing and glomping your screen,and obsessing over said kawaii subject for ever.
Look at this kitten I found!
OMG,I think you gave me diabeetus!
by OfficialPichiroid August 1, 2013
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diabeetis

fellatio (derived from Wilford Brimley's appearance in the movie Cocoon, where he got blown in the shower combined with his mispronounciation of the word "diabetes" in the Liberty medical commercials)
That girl gave me diabeetis last night.
by Keith 13 October 18, 2006
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diabeetus

something random, trying to be funny, out of nowhere
that bumper sticker was so diabeetus...

she sent me a facebook bumper sticker that was diabeetus..whered it come from!?
by nikalisa March 4, 2009
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Diabetuss

Also known as: type 2 diabetes.

When you are fat and thicc from eating too much sugar and now insulin no work. :(
Cousin Joe has the diabetuss and should probably get some cinnamon.
by Tammy** December 21, 2021
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diabeetes

A supposedly-existing illness incurred from chowing down on too many disgusting-tasting/textured red globular veggies.
Eating beets won't give you "diabeetes" (and in fact, "said red" veggies may actually often **help** wif da "real deal" unstable-blood-sugar disorder), but if your toddler hates to eat dem, you don't need to force dem on him, since there are plenty of alternative foods dat will provide him wif comparable nutritional properties --- examples of usually-more-palatable-and-also-antioxidant-rich delicacies include blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, purple or red grapes, etc.
by QuacksO December 29, 2021
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