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Dyson Sphere

An utterly emormous construction on an unthinkable scale. A mere theory, a Dyson Sphere is a "space ship" that encircles an entire star, so as to harvest ALL of its energy. To make a Dyson Sphere would provide an unimaginable amount of living space and energy.

A lot of debates have been started over the size of a Dyson Sphere, but for a small(ish) star the diameter would have to be close to 200,000,000 km. Even though many people also debate whether there is even enough matter to MAKE a Dyson Sphere, almost everyone agrees that if a civilization were to have the ABILITY to make one, they wouldn't even have a use for a Dyson Sphere, as by that point they probably would have had something better.

A Dyson Sphere for the solar system would be about 600 million times the surface area of the Earth.
A much debated topic, estimated sizes of Dyson spheres can be from 190000000 km to several light months (for more than one star inside of the sphere).

"originally proposed in 1959 by the astronomer Freeman Dyson as a way for an advanced civilization to utilise all of the energy radiated by their sun. It is an artificial sphere the size of an planetary orbit." -Anders Sandberg
by Will Zweifel July 31, 2008
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Dysonberry

A piece of dust or dirt that won't come off when you are emptying your Dyson cannister.
Normally the cannister empties out pretty easily, but every once and a while I have to shake a few times for the Dysonberry to fall off.
by Bluon March 22, 2008
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Dyson Connection

A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.
Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets

#2 Hes Such a Warrior

#3 Your all connection

#4 He killed me round a corner

#5 UPC Internet

#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem
by The Chosen One September 2, 2014
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Dysoning

The act of providing oral copulation services greater or equal to those provided by a Dyson vacuum cleaner.
Wow, look at her go - she's Dysoning him like a champ!
by TheChelmoDysonator September 22, 2014
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Deyton

So like, where do I begin?
Deyton is someone you spot out in a crowd instantly. This is a person you just see and can't look away because they're so breathtaking. This is someone you don't know at first but you just want to meet them so bad, you can't help but going over to talk to them some day - and WOW, that moment will be the most unforgettable moment of your life!
Deyton is someone who from that moment on makes you feel like the happiest person in the world. This is someone who will love you greatly, talk to you late at night, share many loving moments with you and just always be there for you when you need them. Deyton is someone who spends a lot of time with you and loves to just chill or talk about video games and food. They love to make art with you and spend time being creative with you. They'll make your dreams feel like something they've dreamed of too, they'll talk about all the endless wonders in life and also everything they think is beautiful - meanwhile you'll sit there listening and think that nothing could be more beautiful than them.

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Deyton is the inspiration behind all of the stupid love songs you'll write or hear on the radio. This is someone who's lovely little face will just appear in your mind out of nowhere sometimes and you can't help but smile a lottttt! Deyton is the person you look forward to seeing most, the person who's texts make your heart go "OmG!!!!!", and their calls are the ones you stay on all night or fall asleep on together. Deyton is that person who looks over at you and just hugs you or draws something to make you laugh for no reason at all. This is the person who will make you love your life if you didn't before.
Basically, Deyton is one of the rarest beauties in this world and they don't even believe it, but if you ever meet them, you'll know right away. They are one of the most genuine, loving, strong, and funny people you'll ever meet. You'll want to love them with your whole heart because, honestly, that's what they're deserving of. You'll want to always keep them in your life because they're the blessing you've always been dreaming of - BASICALLY DEYTON IS JUST THE MOST WONDERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL PERSON IN THIS WORLD. They are the sun that all your stars will float around, the person you'll always feel comfortable around and love to be with, the reason for your smile most days, and just the overall light of your life. If you're ever so lucky as to meet Deyton just let them know right away how much you love them, because there'll never be a moment when you can't.
I love you!
by ghostie141 April 22, 2020
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Cock Dyson

A female provider of horizontal refreshment - kind of a whore.
Bro: 'She's a Cock Dyson'
Dude: 'What do you mean?'
Bro: 'She sucks it in from all directions!'
by BenHamerEsq April 28, 2012
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deason

a deason is a person that gives alot without reason but yet will also take without reason and is not afraid of any man, beast, nor god
deason just took over the world
by jaconoson December 19, 2013
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