Despres

Thicc Male E-4 eye candy drawing Male O-4s in the Cavazos area. Typically this Eye Candy is a red leg, inexperienced, young, fearfully doe-eyed, sashaying, miss congeniality walkin, Down syndrome ape lookin cauliflowered ear havin virgin. Whose first name rhymes with Puke… You know who you are, Edward Scissor Fingers!

Dude I think Troy is lookin at his fugly ass Sméagol Toes like Major Quolsam is drooling over Despres.

by Black Bone September 17, 2023

Despression

A terrible state of mind. The long-lingering effects of desperation and depression all at once. First felt after being blind-sighted with a job loss or a long-term relationship break-up. One minute you are panicked, the next you are in tears.

Marcus: "Hey, what's the matter with Billy? He's not getting back to me about tonight's game."
Willy: "Oh, cut him some slack. His girlfriend broke up with him last week and he's upset one minute, and then constantly calling her the next."
Marcus: "Oh, say no more. Bro's got a bad case of despression."

by GenXJenX September 22, 2024

Despreadshitification

Where someone has a super complex spreadsheet that no one can understand and it is fixed by creating a equally hard to use custom built application.

We dropped 1.6mill on a despreadshitification project to turn the finance team's monster spreadsheet into a phone app.

by Kuncho November 27, 2024

depretzel

Depretzel: to decompress as to be twisted into a pretzel there for depretzel

Oh I'm so over whelmed I have to go home and depretzel

by Tobsohansun November 29, 2024

Depretempus

Completely before time. Or before time itself.

The time depretempus is unknown.
Depretempus, where time did not exist.

by TheLightingThief February 3, 2026

Deseret cowboy

A wanna be cowboy that participates in lane rider activities. Rides for the big D brand

That Deseret cowboy doesn’t have the sense god gave a billy goat

by Cowpuncher69 July 8, 2025

Oompa loompa the Desprate cheeto

A lying cheating man desperate for attention and willingly will destroy america for money and is also a whinny sore loser

oompa loompa the desprate cheeto tried to say the election is fraud and caused a riot in the cappitol

by hello im nice January 20, 2021