DepEd

A FUCKING USELESS GOVERNMENT AGENCY THAT DOESNT WANT KIDS TO HAVE FUN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND FORCES PEOPLE TO LEARN EVEN WHEN A PANDEMIC IS GOING ON

Connor: Why are you in Zoom?
Chris: DepEd Forced me to join fucking online education

by IHATEDEPED September 27, 2020

Chronic Desperation Disorder

Chronic Desperation Disorder (C.D.D), is the constant state in which a male is lackin the skills to socialise with a female. Symptoms include; tying female(s) shoes, poor jokes, awkwardness, stealing their property as a ‘joke’, being a straight weird cunt, etc.

Scenario 1:
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.

Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.

by xxxtittilishious November 8, 2019

desperation kink

The sexual arousal someone feels when they feel the need to piss.

"I have such a desperation kink"

by Jsoevels January 1, 2016

desperate

1. feeling or showing a hopeless sense that a situation is so bad as to be impossible to deal with.
2 (of a person) having a great need or desire for something.

Tom is such a desperate f***, literally trying to bang everything that moves.

by The1337kidofCrawley January 6, 2017

Desperate

When you want a hoodie or cuddles, but you look like too much of a rat to even get a boyfriend.

Shalissa: Omg I'm so desperate
Bobert: Omg same gurl

by uh oh stinky monkey November 2, 2019

desperapist

A noun describing a person, typically of the male gender, who is both desperate and sleazy. Characteristics of a desperapist include inappropriate touching, sleazy comments and uncomfortable closeness.

Ugh, Giovanni is such a desperapist! he wouldnt keep his hands to himself!

by Jacintaaaaaaaa August 1, 2010

Dispedge

To feel negatively towards something one has no experience with.

"I've never smoked weed, and I never will. I really dispedge the stuff."

Man A: "I dispedge coffee."
Man B: "Really? You should try it sometime, it's pretty good!"

by JigfredAlfamin May 2, 2019