desktoperv

1. Anyone who sees/reads innocent comments on his desktop (usually displayed social network websites) and refers/understands it sexually/ pornographically.

2. A porno addict that is glued to his computer (usually nerds who watch too much porn)

1. GIRL (on a comment thread): So like I stuck my hand out and gave the poor beggar some candy and he just snatched it from me greedily!! He must have been so hungry!

Desktoperv: OOOOOO, Mama! Them beggars love when you hand out some suga!

GIRL: PERV!

2. Get off the computer Nic! Watching porn all day long, a desktoperv you are!

by Sarukris January 13, 2011

Request Desktop Website

POV: You pressed this button just to try to see the definitions on your iPad or iPhone, but it did absolutely nothing. Don’t think you’re as clever as you think you are

“Request Desktop Website” is a useless feature. I will give it 1 point of a star out of 10

by co5oo April 8, 2022

Stress Reducing Desktop Destroyer

A very funny and addicting free windows application that allows you to "destroy" your computer screen with different tools. It can be downloaded at www dot mystressmanagement dot net

What are you doing?

Destroying my computer!

WHAT???

No, i mean with that cool stress reducing desktop destroyer program i showed you.

oh...

by Theend16 October 5, 2010

Surfing the Desktop

When your internet is down and you're trying to find whatever porn you have saved on your computer.

"Dammit, the internet's down. Guess I gotta go surfing the desktop"

by Left Half of Hitler's Stache October 14, 2016

2010 Kids Computer lab desktop kit

Browsers: Google, Safari, Firefox
Typing Apps: Word, PowerPoint, Sheets
Other apps: People Finder

That is the 2010 Kids Computer lab desktop kit

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 27, 2021

Pipstar's desktop

Full of Jackbox Rule 34 lewd pics. Its so good. His desktop wallpaper a big photo of Ms. Bubbles lewd pic, and he's using that pic to motivate him in Job Job... now thats how pip won Job Job. 😏

Pipstar's desktop hornee

by quartz89 February 9, 2022

desktop

To be as neutral as possible in the office. As in PC. Usually to the point of android precision. An attempt to obliterate racial/sexual/religeous offence from company activity.

After the allegations of sexism, the company went totally desktop. All the pink and blue keytags have been replaced by yellow, payroll has dropped titles from the salary records and all incoming and outgoing mail is screened for possible offensive content.

by scaree April 18, 2006