depth charge

A turd whose shear mass is capable of cracking the bowl with magnanimous porcelain pounding force. However, the danger does not end there. If upon flushing, the centrifugal force is set slightly askew, then there is an astronomical chance of an unexpected storm surge.

Dude, I did not dare flush at the hotel this morning after dropping a depth charge. I just left a twenty on the upper deck with a note apologizing to Lupe.

by Lovell from UT November 11, 2010

Depth-Charge

While wrist deep within another persons body during the act of fisting, the fister quickly opens and then closes their hand, like a quick heart-beat or a sub-surface mine.

"Ow! What the fuck was that?"
"Depth-charge baby!"
"It felt like my entire body was about to explode!"
"Totally. SONIC-BOOM!!"

by CaptSkubba July 15, 2009

Depth charge

Flatulence occurring underneath covers such that it affects all others underneath those same covers, either by smell or vibration through the mattress.

Just before I got into bed last night, Ken let out two depth charges. I had to use the covers to separate the airspace between us because the smell was so bad.

by Lisa Roko July 16, 2008

Depth of Field

Depth of field is a photography technique in which part of the picture is in focus and it gradually loses focus. This is usually accomplished by using a unique angle, or focusing on a strange item. The majority of the picture is out of focus, most of the time.

Wow! That's a great depth of field picture of Adam.

by Argetlahm November 27, 2005

Depth Charge

Advanced water filtration system (BONG)
made by cutting the bottom off a 3 liter soda bottle and putting a bowl in the screw cap. Used by sinking the bottle with out the cap, up to the neck in a deep, sink, tub or bucket. Then screw on cap with loaded bowl and slowly pull up filling 3 litre with smoke, unscrew cap and place mouth over top and push back down in to the water...Few people can take a full 3 liters of smoke into their lungs at once!

DUDE! That fourth depth charge sank my battle ship! Raise the white flag!

by blt November 21, 2003

depth charge

Occurs when faeces is passed with such pace/strain that upon hitting the water, the said faeces behaves like a depth charge fired from a warship.

Fire in the hole!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

depth-inism.

it says more than it is.
or, in ebonics, "all deep and shit".

in "to kill a mockingbird", the whole story teaches a lesson that is kind of like symbolism, but not linked to a direct object. just...more than it is, so it's depth-inism.

by becausejasonisblack. May 12, 2009