self-deprecation

Modesty abducted and bound to a pedestal.

I am the king of self-deprecation.

by Master of Disater July 15, 2003

depreciated

The state of feature(s) of a programming language, or sections of code that have been rendered obsolete. It's use is a tongue-in-cheek replacement for the word deprecated.

I rewrote your application to replace your nasty script-kitty scribble with efficient, and elegant object based code, thus your drivel has been depreciated.

by !EOF January 19, 2007

Depreciating Asset

A prominent butt that in twenty years will be only a shadow of its former glory

Mike: Hey that girl has a fine ass.......
Steve: Yea, but wait a few years and it will be a totally Depreciating Asset.....

by hokie89 October 15, 2011

Self-deprecating humor

A type of extremely stale humor, mostly used by youtubers to deviate criticism, desperately make a joke, make up for bad quality of videos and/or appear naive to an audience.

Youtuber: hey guys sorry for the low quality of videos for the past years and the constant manipulation of my subscribers, but hey i’m dumb and i have a small penis, so what did you expect LMAO

Audience: oh that doesn’t matter, we completely forgive you, you used self-deprecating humor and clearly see your faults!

by pphard September 29, 2018

Deprecation

an extended period of misery and unproductiveness, especially one spent away from home or in travelling.

John Gould went on a deprecation so that when he returned to work he was more motivated and productive than ever before.

by Deferent thinking August 7, 2022

Lateral Deprecation

When somebody puts their owns looks, intelligence, talent, situation, etc down while someone else close to them has it worse than them. Can also be called diagonal deprecation. For example, if a person says “I’m so stupid” with a 4.0 GPA, it’s kinda rude when your friend has a 3.7.

Tom: “God I’m such an idiot. A 97 in math.”

Fred: “I got an 87.” :(

Fred’s head: “Does he know about lateral deprecation?”

by I<3PeterGriffin&Shesty April 17, 2024

Deprection

n. The feeling of horniness coupled by a severe wave of depression. Related to Sexual Frustration, but with more loneliness and sadness. Often ends with drunken masturbation.

I just remembered this really hot sex I had with my ex. I really wanted to fuck somebody, but was simultaneously crushed by the feeling that I might never have sex again, and will never be close to anyone, and will die alone. Huuuuge deprection.

by Soterios Johnson November 29, 2012