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diplomacy

The act of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Typical U.S. diplomacy:

"Yeah, we've just killed 200,000 innocent civilians, but you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet, right?
by C-Mills February 22, 2008
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Diplomancy

A school of magic associated with winning hearts and minds.
Their deep councils had studied diplomancy. When negotiations started going badly, they brought in their most skilled diplomancers to try to reach accord.
by tfields March 17, 2010
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Republican diplomat

by jesster79 January 14, 2005
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Deployal

The act of deploymant

A way or condition of being arranged: arrangement, categorization, classification, disposal, disposition, distribution, formation, grouping, layout, lineup, order, organization, placement, sequence. See order/disorder.
EXAMPLE:
James: How is the deployal of that unix server going Callan?

Callan: Its going great, by the way nice use of the word deployal.
by randomspam April 22, 2009
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Madden Diploma

A degree of learning acquired by American males that gives them a false sense that have the required knowledge to quarterback pick-up football games.

To earn a Madden Diploma one must lead an undefeated team to the super bowl in Madden 10, and, most importantly; believe that because they won 19 meaningless games on Madden, they now have superior knowledge of the X’s and O’s of football, and are best suited to run offence and defense in a 7 on 7 back yard game.
“Why the hell does Jeremy call the play action fly every third play?”
“Trust the system. He has his Madden Diploma.”
by mikelicht February 1, 2010
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Diploma

"You are still a fuck up, but now you can work" paper.
Rory: "I thought a diploma was like a drama force field" Robert: "Nope, Shit is Dumb"

Rory: "That sounds about right, It should be called your still a fuck up but now you can work paper"

Robert: " Sounds spot on we should write the inventor of the word"

Rory: "I'm calling the dictionary people"
by donotuseyourrealnamehere123456 November 21, 2009
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Diplomatic Cable

A diplomatic cable is a report written by embassy staff to the Department of State in Washington D.C. Thousands are sent a day.
Wikileaks released a bunch of Diplomatic Cables the other day.
by acalarch December 2, 2010
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