Denmark, is a quiet country. Not everybody are racists! In fact, there aint many. Though of the Mohamed drawings wich should never had been published!
In Denmark, we do often eat sausages (populair called "langelaender poelser" It means long sausages). My dad do often watch football in the tv while he is eating "langelaendere", drinking beer, and the neighbor is comeing over for some yelling at the bad football players.
Girls are goodlooking! Thin and many blonds :) But watch out boys, cause there are many FAKE BLONDS!
People are nice to each other, and though we dont know each other, most people say hi if you meet this person on the street and get eyecontact. Well, some dont respond or dont care.. But people are nice :)
In Denmark, we do often eat sausages (populair called "langelaender poelser" It means long sausages). My dad do often watch football in the tv while he is eating "langelaendere", drinking beer, and the neighbor is comeing over for some yelling at the bad football players.
Girls are goodlooking! Thin and many blonds :) But watch out boys, cause there are many FAKE BLONDS!
People are nice to each other, and though we dont know each other, most people say hi if you meet this person on the street and get eyecontact. Well, some dont respond or dont care.. But people are nice :)
Mr. Hansen: "Hi you! Dont you live on the other side of the road? Yeah, thought i've seen you before. How's your sisters baby?" ..- This is the kind of kindnees wich is very natural asking stuff like that. We are like this in Denmark.
by Lærke April 19, 2007
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The northern territories are occupied by drunk norwegians, and faraoese people, of whom the majority drinks Elefant Oel(Beer with high alcohol procent).
Contrary to popular belief, danish people never really visit the other countries in Scandinavia(no, Finland is not a part of Scandinavia, but danes don't go there either - the only thing you can get in Finland of better quality than in De mark is moose brothels), as they have no reason to, simply because their country is superior and they're afraid of being raped by swedish gays(which is 87% of the swedish population. October 2006 census)
Denmark consists of Jylland(Jutland) and the 2 islands Fyn(Funen) and Sjaelland(Zealand). Copenhagen is located on the latter.
Funen is widely considered to be the weirdest place in Denmark, and is only visited when absolutely necessary, for example when going from Sjaelland to the mainland peninusla of Jylland.
The northern territories are occupied by drunk norwegians, and faraoese people, of whom the majority drinks Elefant Oel(Beer with high alcohol procent).
Contrary to popular belief, danish people never really visit the other countries in Scandinavia(no, Finland is not a part of Scandinavia, but danes don't go there either - the only thing you can get in Finland of better quality than in De mark is moose brothels), as they have no reason to, simply because their country is superior and they're afraid of being raped by swedish gays(which is 87% of the swedish population. October 2006 census)
Denmark consists of Jylland(Jutland) and the 2 islands Fyn(Funen) and Sjaelland(Zealand). Copenhagen is located on the latter.
Funen is widely considered to be the weirdest place in Denmark, and is only visited when absolutely necessary, for example when going from Sjaelland to the mainland peninusla of Jylland.
Dane(in Sweden): Hey I'm danish!
Gang of swedish faggots(always seen with blue and yellow colors painted in their heads, often mistaken for the colors of their flag, but really it's because they're fans of the danish football team Broendby IF which is(by many danes) considered the biggest faggot team in the danish league, hence the massive amount of negative songs about them): GET HIM BOYS !!!
Dane: GET OFF MY PANTS!!! NOoroarARARgarargAR
Example 2:
Scene: Roskilde Festival(biggest music festival in Northern Europe, held once a year during summer in the danish city of Roskilde on Sjaelland)
Drunk swede: I'm swedish yay lets fuck and listen to rave music!! YEYAY
Danes: You WERE swedish (looking at blue and yellow corpse with an abstractively big rectal entrance, probably caused by sexual assault on a moose)
That's Denmark :)
Gang of swedish faggots(always seen with blue and yellow colors painted in their heads, often mistaken for the colors of their flag, but really it's because they're fans of the danish football team Broendby IF which is(by many danes) considered the biggest faggot team in the danish league, hence the massive amount of negative songs about them): GET HIM BOYS !!!
Dane: GET OFF MY PANTS!!! NOoroarARARgarargAR
Example 2:
Scene: Roskilde Festival(biggest music festival in Northern Europe, held once a year during summer in the danish city of Roskilde on Sjaelland)
Drunk swede: I'm swedish yay lets fuck and listen to rave music!! YEYAY
Danes: You WERE swedish (looking at blue and yellow corpse with an abstractively big rectal entrance, probably caused by sexual assault on a moose)
That's Denmark :)
by Peter the 1. of Denmark January 24, 2007
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Codeword for having sex so other attentive listeners do not catch on to the underlying message of the conversation. Other destinations can be used instead of Denmark to symbolise different sexual activities such as Canada or London (Foreplay and kissing respectively). A person can also be taken to Denmark unwillingly in which case it can be expressed as 'getting kidnapped to Denmark'.
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Get the Denmark mug.Australian "Love account manager" and gold-digger who married into the Danish Royal Family in 2004. Known for using pointy-toed stillettoes to nail the balls of Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark (aka 'the Dumbling') to the walls of a share-house in Sydney, Australia, on their first date. Famous for crying on Denmark television as she recounted her love for her dead grandmother - before a reporter revealed he had found her letters in Mary's trash bin. The Danish Royal Family invented the 'post-nuptial agreement' as damage control in the wake of revelations about Mary's relatives, who include a convicted child rapist, Brendan Johncock.
Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, born plain Mary Donaldson in the boondocks of Tasmania, rose to fame, and then infamy, as the novelty of having a Nordic Imelda Marcos wore off and the Danish taxpayer revoted when she installed 20 bathrooms in the palace.
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Going to denmark is an actual saying made popular for the relative ease of the process that is getting a sex change while in denmark. Of all places in the world Denmark offers the best doctors at the best price with the easiest acceptance rate of sex changes. For this reason when someone is going to get a sex change they would most probably go to denmark.
Oh you did here jimmy became jamie, he "went to denmark: last year.
or if you dont like someone you could say, "hey you go to denmark" you puffta!
the action of the sex change is refered to as "going to denmark"
or if you dont like someone you could say, "hey you go to denmark" you puffta!
the action of the sex change is refered to as "going to denmark"
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