Denim basket

When a guy wears jeans that are too tight and you can see the outline of his package in pretty good detail.

I didn't realize it at the time, but once I saw the holiday pictures, I was embarrassed to see my dad's denim basket.

Denim basket by TotoMMB January 6, 2011

Denim Cramp 

When a male gets an erection while wearing jeans. Resulting in a painful experience in his nether region.

Oh man, did you see that chick? She was so hot i'm getting a denim cramp.

Denim Cramp by Andy Dallaz February 3, 2012

Denim Casserole 

When a male's jeans are so tight that his genitals, both cock and balls, are prominently outlined and leave nothing to the imagination.

Holy shit! Look at that dude's denim casserole. Not going to attract a size queen with that.

Denim Casserole by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

denim dick 

The convex bump in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. A very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don't have a dick underneath their denim bulge.

*casually reposition self while in sitting position so denim dick looks less conspicuous*

denim dick by caitlin_puts_the_soy_in_tom_sawyer March 12, 2008

denim downhiller 

A skier wearing jeans instead of snow pants, often seen sporting a mullet. The ultimate (and rare) denim downhiller also sports a jean jacket, creating the whole Canadian Tuxedo ensemble.

I was snowboarding at Song Mountain and saw a denim downhiller throwing empty PBR cans off of the chairlift.

denim downhiller by cox82 January 1, 2009

Denim Tension 

Superior crotch protection formed by tension in the groin of your jeans, which is frequently a result of spread legs.

"Sorry man i didn't mean to hit you in the nuts with that tennis ball"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"

Denim Tension by cowtools February 9, 2010

Denim Bandit 

An enormous penis that robs all of your jean space.

Cindy gazed at Chester's Denim Bandit as he sauntered past her in the halls.

Denim Bandit by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot December 11, 2010