Dementia

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i think i have dementia

by savisthebest June 3, 2022

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dementia is a condition that causes the patient to. .. t ... uh... ... uh.... .. sorry what was i just saying?

...what was that?...

... huh? ... where am i?? ... i cant .. remember anything ....

i just cant tell... .. am i even awake... . .. am i dreaming?? .. ... .. what is real?.? .... ..

(dementia)

by arrrrrrrrrran October 24, 2022

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Dementia Groceries

To place various groceries in a shopping cart then forgetting where it's been placed or forgetting it all together and leaving the store.

Peggy went grocery shopping today and had a shopping cart full of groceries then some how forgotten them . Moments later people pass by and see said cart as they look on a clerk yells in regret and say "Damn Dementia Groceries !"

by K.M.O. March 23, 2023

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Fecal Dementia

A loss of cognitive capacities which is both pervasive and unexpected. Usually only lasts one day.

I am afraid I've developed fecal dementia. I can't remember shit today!

by Topiltzin May 20, 2011

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Dementia

When your brain is shot and you can't think straight. In this condition, your words are garbled, your eyes are vacant, and you might be drooling. Its not good.

Wassup with the President?
Whachoo mean?
Look at Biden.
OMG, he gets DEMENTIA!!

by FE517,KOS March 8, 2021

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erectile dementia

1. For an unexplainable popage of a boner when looking at guys, after having an untarnished heterosexual reputation.

2. An excuse to cover up your gayness

Steve and Carl are about to get into the shower after a workout.

Steve: I really blasted my quads today man.

Carl: Those are nice....really nice.

Steve: Hey do you have a boner right now?!

Carl:(turning around) No! I have uh...erectile dementia.

Steve: Sure faggot

by Pearljammers August 8, 2009

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