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DaMarcus tomblob

When someone wearing light coloured shorts proceeds to unwittingly shart blood bubbles from his farter. Unaware of this manstruatuon faux pas, he wanders around displaying a design which resembles the flag of Japan if you replaced the red dot with a cannelloni smashed by a baseball bat. Later you will find him lying face down on a bed, looking as if he’s just had his ring-piece destroyed by someone, who was at least polite enough to pull his shorts back up afterwards...
Does Big Geoff not realise he wandering around with a huge DaMarcus tomblob - shouldn’t someone tell him?

Nah I quite fancy pumping his bumhole later on anyway and there’s no need for him to change his shorts twice...
by elvi888 September 22, 2018
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Demarcus

Demarcus is a loving boy that will get all the girls he is short but fine you mess with him he will beat your ass and loves basketball
I want Demarcus to be mine forever
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DeMarious

by Tr41sMar May 1, 2019
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Demarcus

1. a selfless, big-hearted man who will give everything he has to anyone who needs it without a complaint, or hanging what he does over anyone's head.

2. a great friend who doesn't surrender to the "friend zone" and who is victorious in obtaining the heart of his affection.

3. a temperamental man who attracts and arouses a woman's interest by his complex personality and enigmatic ways.
1. The way you swept me off my feet makes you an amazing Demarcus.
by Amanda Nicole Romanach March 12, 2009
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demarrius.

Demarrius is a fun, handsome, energetic, athletic, courageous, fearless, and determined human being. If you know a demarrius you probally look at him and think he is cool and jus an overall fun person to hang around with. He loves attention and attention loves him. When he walks into a room all eyes are on him and the party has officially started. He is well known amongst his peers amd is known for being very real and outspoken. He holds a grudge that could last til the end of time.
A crowd pleaser is demarrius.
by Dictionary Editor2.03 December 22, 2016
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Damitrius Damarcus Bartholamule james the 3rd jr.

Im black, and your son pruit owes me some money.
OH DADDY uuuhhhhhh Damitrius Damarcus Bartholamule james the 3rd jr.
by stickstankstunck February 24, 2021
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