Reality Deficit Disorder

A chronic condition characterized by one's neck being surrounded by sphincter muscle, which renders the person unable to perceive, process or act upon reality. Also known as RDD.

Reality Deficit Disorder is epidemic in Washington, DC. I wonder if it will be covered under Obamacare.

by Socrates52 August 1, 2011

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE

you copied whatever was in the right side and pasted on the search box, expecting a surprise
congrats for making it here

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE my ass is dead

by transdisciplinary September 6, 2021

define girlfriends

when youre a closet gay but someone asks if you have a girlfriend.

person 1: "so do you have a girlfriend?"
person 2: "define girlfriends"

by raadlaad34 April 15, 2017

hoodrat deficiency syndrome

Also known as HDS, hoodrat deficiency syndrome is a serious ailment resulting from a lack of easy hoodrat poon so far in one's life. Often found in individuals recovering from a recent bout of virginitis.

HDS can lead to reduced self-confidence, fear of girls, and repetitive stress injuries in the wrists.

Usually cured by slaying 30-40 hoodrats.

"Man, why is Max such a pussy around girls?"
"Oh dude. He's got hoodrat deficiency syndrome."

"Thanks urban dictionary! Now I know I have HDS!"
"Word son, now go romp on a bunch of uggos till you realize bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks.

by Dr_Steve February 8, 2009

Picki Defile

A "Picki Defile" is when your raid wipes due to a single person placing the defile on top of a ton of people (usually near the middle of the platform) when facing the Lich King 25 (Normal OR Heroic) encounter.

Ah wow Guin, sick Picki Defile thanks, just wipe it guys...

by iumruk June 7, 2021

musical attention defficit disorder

People with a musical attention defficit disorder have a tendency to switch every (or almost every) song they listen to midway through (if not before that).

Also abreviated to M.A.D.D.

I'd swear that John has a Musical Attention Defficit Disorder. When I was listening to his MP3 with him earlier, he couldn't stop song skipping! It drove me nuts!

by K!tah76 April 5, 2009

define

What Urban Dictionary doesn't do.

Jim: Don't worry I looked up on Urban Dictionary
Joe: Urban Dictionary doesn't define anything

by iudfogusoiuh December 6, 2016