dehydrated seal

A word used to deceibe a person with an obnoxius laugh

Bro you be quiet you dehydrated seal!

by Tourtles1274 October 19, 2020

dehydrated

i need some fucking water

girl : i need some water

other girl : YASS ME TOO i’m so dehydrated

by mcilvaneyfanclub April 26, 2021

Dehydrated Guppy

Super swell, large muscular being. More commonly known for deadlifying over 200kg and being stronger then a pelican.

Bruh, you look like a dehydrated guppy

by Dehydrated guppy May 23, 2022

DehydratedWater

Water that evaporates to air or a slang term for smoking cum.

Oh baby you sure got some of that dehydratedwater on me

by FinForFlin December 26, 2022

dehydated

When a girl or guy is beyond thirsty or desperate. They will nearly do anything to get what they want

Ana: hey that guy in the yellow shirt next to the side walk is so cute.

Shelly: ummmm........ Ana I think that isn't even a guy. It's a fire hydrant
Ana: well then is is a very cute fire hydrant.
Shelly: I no you are my friend but u are dehydated.

by Cinnamon sheen July 5, 2014

Dehydrated Sweat

The most edgy motherfucker ever, who starts fights on discord and gets no bitches.

Guy 1: oh shit there’s Dehydrated Sweat, quick, run

by MattHubris November 2, 2022

dehydrated

Hungover. So said because common symptoms of a hangover can be attributed to the dehydrating effect of the alcohol in alcoholic beverages. Also supported by the fact that a large glass of water (or two) before bed after drinking can dramatically reduce hangover symptoms in the morning. Plus it sounds better to say "I'm dehydrated" than "I'm hungover."

"You look like you were out drinking last night."

"I'm dehydrated. Close that curtain and let me go back to sleep."

by hera-juno December 22, 2008