Rectal defilade

The state or condition of having something up your ass. Most often used in reference to the location of a stupid person's head.

Origins: The term "defilade" is used in military tactics to refer to a position where natural surroundings protect units, vehicles or equipment from enemy fire.

Sgt. Slaughter: "Private Pile might be the stupidest person in this company. His head is so far in rectal defilade that he can see his own teeth."

by The Afterworld Cafe June 23, 2009

Reality Deficit Disorder

A chronic condition characterized by one's neck being surrounded by sphincter muscle, which renders the person unable to perceive, process or act upon reality. Also known as RDD.

Reality Deficit Disorder is epidemic in Washington, DC. I wonder if it will be covered under Obamacare.

by Socrates52 August 1, 2011

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE

you copied whatever was in the right side and pasted on the search box, expecting a surprise
congrats for making it here

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE my ass is dead

by transdisciplinary September 6, 2021

define girlfriends

when youre a closet gay but someone asks if you have a girlfriend.

person 1: "so do you have a girlfriend?"
person 2: "define girlfriends"

by raadlaad34 April 15, 2017

hoodrat deficiency syndrome

Also known as HDS, hoodrat deficiency syndrome is a serious ailment resulting from a lack of easy hoodrat poon so far in one's life. Often found in individuals recovering from a recent bout of virginitis.

HDS can lead to reduced self-confidence, fear of girls, and repetitive stress injuries in the wrists.

Usually cured by slaying 30-40 hoodrats.

"Man, why is Max such a pussy around girls?"
"Oh dude. He's got hoodrat deficiency syndrome."

"Thanks urban dictionary! Now I know I have HDS!"
"Word son, now go romp on a bunch of uggos till you realize bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks.

by Dr_Steve February 8, 2009

definetley

Should be your first clue that you don't know how to spell "definitely"

I definetley know how to spell the word "definetley"

by jasperspop September 14, 2010

Defining

The present participle of define, when someone is explaining the meaning of something.

Person 1: Where is Will?

Person 2: He's busy defining words on Urban Dictionary.

by wrjm2003 November 3, 2019